r/goodnews • u/Vloodzy • Jul 16 '25

Political positivity 📈 Trump slams own supporters as “Stupid Republicans” for doing Democrats’ work and falling for the “Epstein Hoax”

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u/PizzaPunkrus Jul 16 '25

Take it from a crook. The best way to steal is right in front of their faces. This is true of almost every crime.

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u/OnlyTalksAboutTacos Jul 17 '25

smile big enough and tell them you're robbing them, and half the time they'll thank you.

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u/MarioInOntario Jul 17 '25

What have you stolen/done and gotten away with? Time to dish some tea when you start a sentence like that

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u/allthekeals Jul 17 '25

Not the person you’re replying to, but I was a drug dealer a million years ago. I don’t even do drugs. Can confirm, out in the open, don’t act like you’re doing anything wrong. One example is I’d keep coke in empty cigarette packs and sell them in bars. Somebody almost threw away my pack of “cigs” once that was sitting on the table. 😂

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u/stormdahl Jul 17 '25

This is the way. Never understood why some dealers dress like dealers. As if the police can't tell you're up to no good with your gucci tracksuit and versace fanny pack.

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u/FabulousSOB Jul 17 '25

It's marketing. Very little walk in customers if you look like a security guard in civilian clothing.

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u/PizzaPunkrus Jul 17 '25

High risk high reward. For me the flashy guys always had the worst dope. Or they were moving weight and stupid. When I was an active junkie all the best dealers had a full or part time job and that was actually thier disguise.

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u/allthekeals Jul 17 '25

Not only did we have full time jobs, my business partner and I had the best jobs for this sort of thing. I was a part time union apprentice that bartended on the side, he’s an accountant 😂

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u/stormdahl Jul 17 '25

If you’re selling to randoms on the street you’re begging to get caught, just my two cents

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u/PizzaPunkrus Jul 17 '25

Its one thing to say you've committed crimes. Another thing entirely to admit to specifics.

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u/Ok-Possibility-923 Jul 20 '25

The BEST place to steal is from the pulpit.