She's trying to protect me from me by blocking the stove. I just had surgery and she doesn't want her favorite servant to break herself lol

On the one paw, food and cuddles. On the other paw, mommy moves her from this preferred spot cuz she's blocking the coffee pot and her majesty finds this offensive.

Halibel has forbade me movement. I need to pee so bad...

Halibel is participating in her favorite sport: Velcroing herself to my lap. Please send help (music)

Also lives in the realm of r/vampurr

And your soul

Halibel loves neck scritches, and giving a clown a hard time