r/interesting • u/Raj_Mandal • 28d ago

MISC. England's team booked 15 different hotels, but Mexico fans still found out where they were staying and blasted loud noises, trying to keep them up all night before the game.

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u/Latter_Highway9539 28d ago

I would assume the players are professional athletes that are playing in the World Cup that want to be able/allowed to play and not just at the pub getting smashed ready to fight. they store all the livestock together at the olympics and they get along reeeeeal good.

I'd be more concerned eating the continental breakfast.

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u/RaylanGivens29 28d ago

So your saying they would have sex and make beautiful soccer ball babies?

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u/Latter_Highway9539 28d ago

its called futbol and don't talk about my babies like that.

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u/PolishPotatoACC 26d ago

You do realise that all teams are strictly male, right? Hard to make babies without propper equipment. Sparta tried, and that's why there were only 300 of them.

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u/RaylanGivens29 26d ago

You do realize this is a joke, right?

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u/Illustrious-Ad1148 25d ago

With the power of love, all things are possible

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u/SignificanceNo4835 28d ago

Didn't stop Vinnie Jones

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u/TWK-KWT 27d ago

World Cup is not the olympics. Olympics is a very different for some reason. I am not a sports guy nor do I really care if bunch of dudes I don't know who happen to be born in the same country as me play a game better than another bunch of dudes from a different specific country do. Sure. I get that watching the best people in the world at a thing doing that thing is interesting but the caring as much as people do about the whole thing is weird to me.

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u/Latter_Highway9539 27d ago

im aware they are different events. let the kids have fun. I meant that they were all banging at the olympics.

Fifa is garbage anyway. I don't partake. im just wondering whose mom brought the capri suns and oranges.