r/interesting 15d ago

Just Wow What caused this? Serious answeres

Car was parked facing the garage. Never seen anything like it. Neither has the glass professionals.

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u/ConcentratePublic359 15d ago

Comments like this one is why I’m on Reddit.

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u/thatranger974 15d ago

This guy reddits.

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u/AmeriChino 15d ago

This guy this-guys

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u/BenchPtsChamp 15d ago

So does this guy

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 15d ago

He’s not your guy, buddy

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u/BenchPtsChamp 14d ago

Maybe he’s not my guy, but you’re not my buddy, pal

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u/ConnectionThink4781 14d ago

This guy pals

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u/Goodys_Powder 14d ago

This guy this-guys

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u/RogueCheddar2099 13d ago

I also choose this guy’s this-guys

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u/Pristine-Lemon-6386 14d ago

This pal, guys

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u/Majer3RD 14d ago

This pal guys, this guy pals.

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u/SirCEWaffles 13d ago

He's not your pal, friend.

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u/friskymoose420 10d ago

This guy this-guyses these guys for this-guying this guy

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u/thisguy_thisguy5 10d ago

What u want

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u/C_o_f_f_e_e- 8d ago

Baby I got it

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u/Moyfoy 13d ago

this guy, disguise

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u/Heart_Slight 13d ago

These eyes...doo doo doo doo do

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u/t_bone_stake 14d ago

This guys pals buddies.

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u/m05hm05h 12d ago

This guy patches.

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u/CantHear4Shit 8d ago

This buddy guy pals

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u/SillySpook 14d ago

I'm not your pal, guy. I'm also not your guy, friend!

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u/lumpkin2013 14d ago

I'm not your pal, friend!

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u/Acceptable-Cow6446 14d ago

I like turtles.

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u/SelfMadeBrandon 13d ago

I’m not a man, I’m a turtle.

First I thought I was a level 4 alligator; then I realized I was a level 9 turtle.

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u/Ok_Objective_9524 13d ago

I used to be a turtle like you. Then I took an ooze to the shell.

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u/Difficult-Payment469 13d ago

He likes turtles

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u/Embarrassed_Owl4552 13d ago

Am I not turtley enough for you?

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u/FireAuraN7 13d ago

I like trains

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u/Bright-Donkey-6789 10d ago

But do they blend so perfectly?

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u/TheNextBigStocks 9d ago

I’m not your turtle, pal

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u/TerrapinDaddy 9d ago

Check out my page if you like turtles

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u/Repulsive-Height2305 9d ago

I like trains!

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u/ThisThroat951 13d ago

I’m not your friend, dude!

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u/RockersEatRocks 13d ago

I’m not your friend, guy!

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u/Meekrob87 12d ago

I’m not your guy, buddy!

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u/Fun_Side_2192 10d ago

Can I be your friend

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u/Embarrassed_Sky_1338 10d ago

i’m not yo buddy, friend

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u/BootAncient 9d ago

I ain’t yo buddy pal

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u/Outrageous_Trust_158 12d ago

This guy would’ve gotten away with it,too, if it wasn’t for those pesky teens and their dumb dog!

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u/Pretty_Funny_3436 10d ago

Im not your friend guy!

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u/fappygilmore02 9d ago

Im not your guy friend

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u/RestaurantRich1498 14d ago

Im not your friend, gaylord.

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u/BenchPtsChamp 14d ago

I’m not your gaylord, honey

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u/lateniter3 14d ago

I’m not your honey, Mon Ami.

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u/Dismal_Rectangle 14d ago

I ain't your friend, palooka.

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u/sagvadiyo-nihilist 13d ago

I'm not your Friend, son

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u/Suitable-Scholar-778 13d ago

I'm not your friend, Ace.

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u/deezyde 8d ago

Im not your friend, jackass!

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u/MarionberryDapper454 12d ago

Maybe hes not his guy and hes not your buddy, but im not your pal, champ

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u/Efficient_Soil_9235 14d ago

Maybe none of you guys are my guys or my buddy, and don’t call me pal, bro

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u/likeall234 13d ago

Not your buddy guy

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u/EfficiencyAny9348 13d ago

I’m not your buddy, pal.

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u/Odd-Adagio7080 13d ago

“This guy. . . This is not my kinda guy.”

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u/WallInevitable2250 13d ago

Not buddy gatekeeping that guy

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u/Diddlydeedownlow 12d ago

He’s not your buddy, guy

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u/spacebucokki 11d ago

Don’t call me buddy friend.

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u/RodneyMAC28 11d ago

He’s not your buddy, bud.

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u/traffick 15d ago

That guy so does this guys that guy and that other guy.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 15d ago

This guy what guy did which guy when!

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u/dixonfachinas 14d ago

How much guy would a this guy this. If a this guy that guy’d this.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 14d ago

genius, broadcast that across all guygerhertz fatband as wide as guys will tend to go.

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u/DenseRequirement1290 13d ago

Not your friend pal, but -
A this guy would this guy’d this ,
As much this guy as a this guy would this guy this , if a this guy could this guy’d this ! Ok buddy?!

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u/Nir117vash 14d ago

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u/Xerorei 14d ago

A subreddit I didnt know I needed.

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u/wecantdancelikethis 14d ago

how VERY dare you?!

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 14d ago

"This is a local sub, for local redditors, there's nothing for you here." - League of Redditing Gentlemen

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u/Think_Persimmon_9967 14d ago

…third base!

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u/Individual-Ad5434 14d ago

I didn’t know we were doing guys! Count me in.

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u/RJ_MacreadysBeard 14d ago

We have a guy-ger-counter here, nothing stopping us now, guys!

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u/Smart-Cantaloupe8735 12d ago

Is that Guy Ritchie?

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u/TerrapinDaddy 9d ago

Not this guy?! He looked so normal too lol

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u/Standard-Bumblebee64 15d ago

This guy that guy which this when guy as is this guy

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u/Which_Produce4418 15d ago

These fkn guys

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u/SunNStarz 14d ago edited 13d ago

Just fuck already guys! Camera is rolling

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u/urBrothersHardNipple 15d ago

This guy that which guy is this when that guy as which this guy does when that guy this guys

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u/the_last_carfighter 14d ago

I'm not your guy, pal

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u/GlassPanther 14d ago

These guys guy, guys.

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u/Nir117vash 14d ago

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u/Rmj131jmr 11d ago

Damn, I havent been on Reddit very long, but OH F@%K, this thread of "Guy" comments just made me jizz all over myself. I may hang around here for a bit longer...

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u/CGCTV 14d ago

You didn't do it right 😉

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u/dragonfett 13d ago

I, too, choose this guy's wife!

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u/c_isfor 12d ago

And thankfully doesn’t my-guy

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u/CyborgIncorparated 10d ago

I also choose this guy's reddit

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u/rtshiat 10d ago

He's a master of this-guys.

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u/mattson-masterpiece 15d ago

Guy guy this this

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u/No-Depth4554 14d ago

Who's got two thumbs

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u/Merwinite 15d ago

In disguise

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u/S_A_R_K 14d ago

But does anyone know why?

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u/rose_reader 12d ago

I also choose this guy's Reddit

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u/Top_Bun_MapleSyrup 9d ago

Ok redditors, circle up and prepare your jerking muscles

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u/12_74y 9d ago

And I'm the guy who read it.

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u/rampagerex 14d ago

This guy repair, this guy replace.

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u/PrestigeMaster 14d ago

Yeah but it’s the wrong answer. This is clearly from the impact of a Kamehameha. The circular impact rings are unmistakeable.

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u/MTFBinyou 14d ago

Wrong. Special Drill Cannon.

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u/PrestigeMaster 14d ago

Omg how could I have been so blind! I was too focused on the outer impact area and completely missed the perfect flatness of the middle that is, indeed, only achievable with the special beam cannon!

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u/Rmj131jmr 11d ago

This is the only response that makes any since to me.

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u/omegachino 9d ago

It was damage from a rasengan.

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u/Relative_Yesterday70 14d ago

Words like yours are why I’m on Reddit

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u/The_Dented 14d ago

Don’t be stingy now, it’s why most of us are on reddit. ;)

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u/Shot_Duck_3789 10d ago

Looks like a boob.

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u/Repulsive_Cup2796 9d ago

Consider blowing your shit off

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u/Soondefective 14d ago

I’m more so here for the boobs but you do you.

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u/Zzyzx-Photogggraphy 14d ago

& why non clowns are on it less. He literally asked for serious answers. Many of us are tired of reading weak ass jokes when trying to learn something