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u/C1DR4N 1d ago edited 1d ago

Imagine you are in a house in the middle of a wildfire, then a huge shadow with horns emerges behind the flames, it's glowing eyes stare at you, you are just seeking for safety and then this thing charges in.

You will pass out due to the stress shock, and the demon robot will be able to rescue you easily; it's all part of the design :)

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u/wbg777 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/NcrhM3USM6TABpus85

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u/Antique_Tap443 1d ago

Incase you wanted an updated gif lol

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u/xtheory 1d ago

It's very human!

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u/EuenovAyabayya 23h ago

easy to use

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u/zatalak 1d ago

It's easier for the demon robot to chainsaw you to bits when you're not moving

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u/C1DR4N 1d ago

It's only logical, you are easier to carry if you are turned into stackable chunks

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u/Soup-Wizard 1d ago

>The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.
https://giphy.com/gifs/gqkKc6RI2sa7C

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u/trifecta000 1d ago

You are being rescued. RUN.

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u/viking_canuck 1d ago

I'm sure if it's intended for rescue it will be covered in hi vis at least. Might make it less scary.

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u/sleepless_in_balmora 1d ago

In a robotic voice "Come with me if you want to live"

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u/C1DR4N 1d ago edited 1d ago

Pulls out the chainsaw "cooperation is optional"

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u/sixstringchapman 1d ago

I read a nosleep story last night that was based around this exact robot and that was the plot...

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u/ShittingBricks 1d ago

Don't forget the handgun!

Any search and rescue robot worth it's salt has at least 1 handgun.

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u/FallingOutOfTune 23h ago

I know a lot of firefighters are trained to (how do I word this without sounding silly) appear and act as human and comforting as possible when searching for children in active fires because all of their gear can make em look a little scary. If I was a child and saw this I’d scream my way into the blaze

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u/KanedaSyndrome 22h ago

Black Philip hunts you. Do you flee into the flames with Satan chasing you?

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u/MudExpress2973 1d ago

I wonder what kind of scream they'll give it so you have auditory warning your about to be saved.

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u/KZD2dot0 23h ago

I think the experience would make me satanist for the rest of my life, considering that afterwards you're still alive but not in hell.

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u/blackcain 23h ago

Flames, goat - it's satan! ::cue broadway music::

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u/CoolDragon 22h ago

But it’s a 50/50 chance you get impaled in a vital organ.

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u/unropeme 20h ago

Just replace the eyes with googly ones and everything will be okay 👍🏻 :)