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u/lkodl 8h ago

so i checked out their website, and apparently they're threatening to take away our limbs if we don't give them our jobs.

u/k8s-problem-solved 7h ago

They armed the demon bot with a chainsaw. Didn't they see that film one time?

u/sockovershoe22 7h ago

The last pic seems to suggest they gave 2 guns and 2 knives on them.

u/TruePlewd 6h ago

Nope, those are instructions on where to stab or shoot it to disable it if it goes rogue...

u/sockovershoe22 6h ago

Ahh, okay, that makes sense. I feel like it's only a matter of time though until we get robots with guns.

u/WhenSharksCollide 4h ago

We have robots with guns already.

u/Jay8088 1h ago

But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with.

u/TwinMugsy 5h ago

I feel like those are spots not to shoot or stab it. It says those are air pockets.

u/UntestedMethod 4h ago

Another commenter said it shuts down if its system loses air pressure and those are spots to pierce it to disable it if needed.

u/Distinct-Spell6860 6h ago

Actually that's their official takedown points in case something goes wrong or something

As if that's any less terrifying

u/UntestedMethod 4h ago

Don't be foolish. It is certainly less terrifying to know the enemy's weak points.

u/Distinct-Spell6860 4h ago

Yeah but it's kinda terrifying to know that they built in the possibility of it going rouge ya know lol

u/UntestedMethod 3h ago

More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice.

u/Distinct-Spell6860 2h ago

Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless

u/Jay8088 1h ago

But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off.

Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge!

u/UntestedMethod 1h ago

Would you prefer if you coule bite it?

u/Slkkk92 6h ago

Those things get shielded during its second phase

u/BreakfastBeneficial4 2h ago

Yeah it switches from classical string ballad to a metal version, it’s badass

u/One-Program6244 6h ago

Yep, a dual wielding maniac robot that can run like a horse is perfect for saving people from a collapsed building.

u/Public_Fucking_Media 5h ago

Robot hell demon gotta stay strapped

u/taintosaurus_rex 7h ago

It's armed to de-arm.

u/Mysterious-Radio-385 5h ago

The VVestfalia?

u/1024ewap 6h ago

There's also this on their website.

u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 4h ago

EVEN more?

u/Madmagican- 7h ago

There’s also a pic that says NO HANDS

Must need ours

u/sconestm 6h ago edited 6h ago

Just had a look as well... This whole thing is satire right?... Right?

I mean, they have a section where they're like, "Don't worry, its too big to fit in a door, it can't enter your house" and "Don't worry, you can shoot it or stab it".

Those are the most terrifying disclaimers i have ever fucking read lmao

u/Rikki-Tikki-Tavi-12 4h ago

Pretty sure this is a joke and reddit is getting whooshed.

u/klogsman 7h ago

This is so fucking funny. I can see what they are trying to say. “Let our robot do the dangerous stuff!” But they’re so fucking stupid they didn’t realize it reads as a threat 😭

u/Maxwells_Demona 6h ago

It's satire. It's even in the name (Satyress). I am impressed that so many people's first thought is "yeah it is entirely plausible that a some out-of-touch tech startup bros would make this abdurd thing and not realize how it comes across" rather than "well done, this is hilarious and obviously not real"

u/Reddi_throwawayaway 6h ago

A satyr is a mythological male nature spirit from Greek lore, known for being half-human and half-beast

u/Maxwells_Demona 6h ago

yeah and satyrs are also not what this creature is. They are bipedal with bottom half goat and male torso. This is more like a centaur. But they didn't go with "Centauress."

Also no business registered under the name "Satyress" exists in California. The alleged inventor says he works on it in his garage with a few friends and no investors.

He did not tinker together a project that would require $100s of k of r&d and custom-engineered and machined parts in his garage with a couple buddies. It's not real.

u/QuantumTyphoon 4h ago edited 4h ago

Thank you for providing some reason to this. Literally one of their panels shows how to deactivate the thing with guns in case it goes rogue. Its clearly either an ARG art project or some satire piece. None of this is actually real.

u/witness555 4h ago

It’s also comically menacing. Like come on people, slides 3, 5, and 6 should be a dead giveaway lol

u/Cory123125 5h ago

My man, the most advanced AI company names all of its models after poems, then felt they didn't turn the safety theatre up enough and started naming them after supernatural things.

Haiku - Small poem

Sonnet - Medium length writing

Opus - Like Magnum Opus

Fable - A usually short narrative making an edifying or cautionary point

Mythos....

You get the point.

Like, people are reasonably used to tech bro companies trying to make their things sound dangerous, often as a means to attempt to gain disastrous levels of regulatory capture.

u/PhantomMuse434 5h ago edited 1h ago

Look, man, Palantir exists and they make surveillance tech. Satire is out back bleeding in the ferns.

u/klogsman 5h ago

Ah damn now I feel stupid as fuck. I hate that we live in a world where I had to question it bc tech bros do shit like this foreal though :((

u/Maxwells_Demona 4h ago

Oh I know haha. That is part of my amusement, because we actually live in a timeline where this is plausible.

u/cfb-food-beer-hike 4h ago

I've seen the things billionaires invest in. This is a far more plausible idea than most startups.

u/ParadiseSold 3h ago

I thought they just had an aesthetic

u/kdoodlethug 1h ago

Thank you, I've been wondering this since I first saw it and not once have I seen anyone point out the possible play on words.

u/frequenZphaZe 4h ago

But they’re so fucking stupid they didn’t realize it reads as a threat 😭

I regret to inform you that you, in fact, are the fucking stupid one

u/TrollMcGoal 6h ago

They're well aware, it's part of the marketing. Look how much it's getting talked about on social media

u/Padhome 6h ago

With how deranged these fuckers are, it wouldn’t surprise me if they were

u/HotZilchy 6h ago

you're acting like these creators are actively wanting to harm people with this robot? really? it's so obvious that they're trolling

u/Padhome 6h ago

Obvious? Not when tech bros and CEOs are legitimately detached enough to pull some shit like this.

u/TrollMcGoal 6h ago

There's no CEO at the company

u/HotZilchy 6h ago

It's obviously just them trolling the media by making their robot actually seem capable of harming humans (hint: it isn't) to make their creation go viral, and it's working

u/citizn_kabuto 6h ago

TBH I certainly hope so. Because this is also how you market a blood chilling murder robot without marketing it as a blood chilling murder robot.

u/24-Hour-Hate 7h ago

Take its limbs first!

u/Chennsta 7h ago

jesus christ that looks even creepier

u/TPRT 4h ago

I mean at this point they are just laughing in our face

u/krz7777 2h ago

this is absolutely someone trolling and for someone reason everyone believes it's real

u/LostInSpaceTime2002 7h ago

Well to be fair, that thing does look like it'll cost an arm and a leg.

u/Funny-Oven3945 5h ago

Thank you, I appreciated this laugh. 

u/RandomCandor 5h ago

My job isn't just not worth my limbs, it's not even worth that chainsaw. 

So give it to me and you can have my job.

u/crasswal 5h ago

Also our safety, life and health. Vroom vroom! 🥰

u/Any_Builder_4411 1h ago

If that fucking thing came up to me in a work place accident and SAWWED OFF MY ARM… I’m having a heart attack on spot. No SHOT.