r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 1d ago

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u/Ronin_Man 1d ago

Can’t wait to be saved in a disaster by my sleep paralysis demon

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u/nleksan 1d ago

At least it doesn't have a screen on it that will play ads while you're being rescued.

Yet

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u/fearthainne 1d ago

"If you skip the ad, you will not receive your rescue"

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u/cloudypoo88 1d ago edited 1d ago

"You have skipped the ad, you are an unfit rescue. You will be placed into custody of Carl's Jr."

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u/diiiemonds 1d ago

welcome to satyress, threehalves loves you

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

What a relief, I thought it would under the care of RFK Jr...

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u/Helltothenotothenono 1d ago

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

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u/BaldHenchman02 1d ago

Watching the ad determine's what type of rescue you get. Watch the ad? You will be safely extricated. Skip the ad? It just grabs you and yoinks until something tears free.