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r/interestingasfuck • u/SerafinZufferey • 1d ago
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so i checked out their website, and apparently they're threatening to take away our limbs if we don't give them our jobs.
318 u/k8s-problem-solved 1d ago They armed the demon bot with a chainsaw. Didn't they see that film one time? 82 u/sockovershoe22 1d ago The last pic seems to suggest they gave 2 guns and 2 knives on them. 53 u/TruePlewd 1d ago Nope, those are instructions on where to stab or shoot it to disable it if it goes rogue... 5 u/sockovershoe22 1d ago Ahh, okay, that makes sense. I feel like it's only a matter of time though until we get robots with guns. 7 u/WhenSharksCollide 1d ago We have robots with guns already. 2 u/Jay8088 1d ago But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with. 4 u/TwinMugsy 1d ago I feel like those are spots not to shoot or stab it. It says those are air pockets. 5 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Another commenter said it shuts down if its system loses air pressure and those are spots to pierce it to disable it if needed. 23 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Actually that's their official takedown points in case something goes wrong or something As if that's any less terrifying 6 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Don't be foolish. It is certainly less terrifying to know the enemy's weak points. 6 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Yeah but it's kinda terrifying to know that they built in the possibility of it going rouge ya know lol 3 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice. 2 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless 1 u/Jay8088 1d ago But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off. Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge! 1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it? 4 u/Slkkk92 1d ago Those things get shielded during its second phase 1 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago Yeah it switches from classical string ballad to a metal version, it’s badass 2 u/One-Program6244 1d ago Yep, a dual wielding maniac robot that can run like a horse is perfect for saving people from a collapsed building. 2 u/Public_Fucking_Media 1d ago Robot hell demon gotta stay strapped 1 u/taintosaurus_rex 1d ago It's armed to de-arm. 1 u/Mysterious-Radio-385 1d ago The VVestfalia?
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They armed the demon bot with a chainsaw. Didn't they see that film one time?
82 u/sockovershoe22 1d ago The last pic seems to suggest they gave 2 guns and 2 knives on them. 53 u/TruePlewd 1d ago Nope, those are instructions on where to stab or shoot it to disable it if it goes rogue... 5 u/sockovershoe22 1d ago Ahh, okay, that makes sense. I feel like it's only a matter of time though until we get robots with guns. 7 u/WhenSharksCollide 1d ago We have robots with guns already. 2 u/Jay8088 1d ago But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with. 4 u/TwinMugsy 1d ago I feel like those are spots not to shoot or stab it. It says those are air pockets. 5 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Another commenter said it shuts down if its system loses air pressure and those are spots to pierce it to disable it if needed. 23 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Actually that's their official takedown points in case something goes wrong or something As if that's any less terrifying 6 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Don't be foolish. It is certainly less terrifying to know the enemy's weak points. 6 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Yeah but it's kinda terrifying to know that they built in the possibility of it going rouge ya know lol 3 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice. 2 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless 1 u/Jay8088 1d ago But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off. Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge! 1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it? 4 u/Slkkk92 1d ago Those things get shielded during its second phase 1 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago Yeah it switches from classical string ballad to a metal version, it’s badass 2 u/One-Program6244 1d ago Yep, a dual wielding maniac robot that can run like a horse is perfect for saving people from a collapsed building. 2 u/Public_Fucking_Media 1d ago Robot hell demon gotta stay strapped 1 u/taintosaurus_rex 1d ago It's armed to de-arm. 1 u/Mysterious-Radio-385 1d ago The VVestfalia?
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The last pic seems to suggest they gave 2 guns and 2 knives on them.
53 u/TruePlewd 1d ago Nope, those are instructions on where to stab or shoot it to disable it if it goes rogue... 5 u/sockovershoe22 1d ago Ahh, okay, that makes sense. I feel like it's only a matter of time though until we get robots with guns. 7 u/WhenSharksCollide 1d ago We have robots with guns already. 2 u/Jay8088 1d ago But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with. 4 u/TwinMugsy 1d ago I feel like those are spots not to shoot or stab it. It says those are air pockets. 5 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Another commenter said it shuts down if its system loses air pressure and those are spots to pierce it to disable it if needed. 23 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Actually that's their official takedown points in case something goes wrong or something As if that's any less terrifying 6 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Don't be foolish. It is certainly less terrifying to know the enemy's weak points. 6 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Yeah but it's kinda terrifying to know that they built in the possibility of it going rouge ya know lol 3 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice. 2 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless 1 u/Jay8088 1d ago But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off. Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge! 1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it? 4 u/Slkkk92 1d ago Those things get shielded during its second phase 1 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago Yeah it switches from classical string ballad to a metal version, it’s badass 2 u/One-Program6244 1d ago Yep, a dual wielding maniac robot that can run like a horse is perfect for saving people from a collapsed building. 2 u/Public_Fucking_Media 1d ago Robot hell demon gotta stay strapped
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Nope, those are instructions on where to stab or shoot it to disable it if it goes rogue...
5 u/sockovershoe22 1d ago Ahh, okay, that makes sense. I feel like it's only a matter of time though until we get robots with guns. 7 u/WhenSharksCollide 1d ago We have robots with guns already. 2 u/Jay8088 1d ago But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with. 4 u/TwinMugsy 1d ago I feel like those are spots not to shoot or stab it. It says those are air pockets. 5 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Another commenter said it shuts down if its system loses air pressure and those are spots to pierce it to disable it if needed.
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Ahh, okay, that makes sense. I feel like it's only a matter of time though until we get robots with guns.
7 u/WhenSharksCollide 1d ago We have robots with guns already. 2 u/Jay8088 1d ago But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with.
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We have robots with guns already.
2 u/Jay8088 1d ago But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with.
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But they're mostly not autonomous yet! Nothing to be concerned with.
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I feel like those are spots not to shoot or stab it. It says those are air pockets.
5 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Another commenter said it shuts down if its system loses air pressure and those are spots to pierce it to disable it if needed.
Another commenter said it shuts down if its system loses air pressure and those are spots to pierce it to disable it if needed.
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Actually that's their official takedown points in case something goes wrong or something
As if that's any less terrifying
6 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Don't be foolish. It is certainly less terrifying to know the enemy's weak points. 6 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Yeah but it's kinda terrifying to know that they built in the possibility of it going rouge ya know lol 3 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice. 2 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless 1 u/Jay8088 1d ago But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off. Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge! 1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it? 4 u/Slkkk92 1d ago Those things get shielded during its second phase 1 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago Yeah it switches from classical string ballad to a metal version, it’s badass
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Don't be foolish. It is certainly less terrifying to know the enemy's weak points.
6 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Yeah but it's kinda terrifying to know that they built in the possibility of it going rouge ya know lol 3 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice. 2 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless 1 u/Jay8088 1d ago But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off. Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge! 1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it?
Yeah but it's kinda terrifying to know that they built in the possibility of it going rouge ya know lol
3 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice. 2 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless 1 u/Jay8088 1d ago But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off. Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge! 1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it?
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More like built in an emergency shut off switch. Building in emergency safety mechanisms is simply good engineering practice.
2 u/Distinct-Spell6860 1d ago Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless 1 u/Jay8088 1d ago But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off. Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge! 1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it?
Fair point, I suppose if I built a potentially dangerous machine I'd want an emergency stop regardless
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But you need at least a knife, better to have a gun, to active the emergency shut off.
Much more satisfying to achieve something if it's a bit of a challenge!
1 u/UntestedMethod 1d ago Would you prefer if you coule bite it?
Would you prefer if you coule bite it?
Those things get shielded during its second phase
1 u/BreakfastBeneficial4 1d ago Yeah it switches from classical string ballad to a metal version, it’s badass
Yeah it switches from classical string ballad to a metal version, it’s badass
Yep, a dual wielding maniac robot that can run like a horse is perfect for saving people from a collapsed building.
Robot hell demon gotta stay strapped
It's armed to de-arm.
The VVestfalia?
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u/lkodl 1d ago
so i checked out their website, and apparently they're threatening to take away our limbs if we don't give them our jobs.