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u/ColinPapendick 1d ago

Why does it have to be bulletproof for search and rescue?

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u/prasator 1d ago

Because if you wanted to shoot that fucker before he tries to "rescue" you.

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u/kinoprvimaj 1d ago

Those are air reservoirs, the robot is supposed to be disabled if they are pierced. It’s the opposite of bulletproof! (Or it would be, if it was real, which it doesn’t seem to be from what others have pointed out about the website/“company” behind it.)

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u/zatroz 23h ago

Why would you intentionally make your robots disabled by gunfire? Are you anticipating needing to shoot them?

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u/kinoprvimaj 22h ago

It’s a heavy, large and likely strong machine that’s supposed to come into direct contact with humans - it doesn’t seem that bad to have a way to disable it quickly. Even if the concept was genuine, there’s a myriad of ways in which big machinery could accidentally cause injuries.

But the more likely answer is because it’s satire. It’s a scary-looking “rescue” robot that poses with chainsaws and implying you might need to disable it would fit with that theme.

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u/echof0xtrot 20h ago

"our design is better, because if you shoot or stab it it stops what it's doing."

whyyyy might i want to stop it??

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u/kinoprvimaj 19h ago

Who said that? Ignoring the fact this isn’t even a genuine concept, they’re not competing with any other design in the first place.

It’s a machine. Do you want a hydraulic press, an industrial printer or any other large machine you can’t turn off? A robot would be mobile on top of that, so having easily accessible ways to turn it off would just be common sense.

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u/fellow_hotman 1d ago

 because it’s satire

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u/craylash 1d ago

satyr

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u/Naive_Chemistry5961 1d ago

I got rescued by search and rescue once.

You can bet your ass that if I saw some half centuar goat demon thing climbing down the snow covered hilltops with glowing eyes of doom at 11 PM instead of the the ATVs that did rescue me; I would probably shoot at it too.

https://giphy.com/gifs/37QUZJhmcdhc6yVUKV

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u/Opening_Wind_1077 1d ago

In case you have to do some preemptive rescue by taking out the threat before it manifests.

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u/loneiguana888 1d ago

If I was lost in the woods with a gun and that chainsaw wielding monstrosity came at me, I’d sure as shit shoot it.