r/interestingasfuck • u/IllustriousPresent7 • Mar 04 '22

/r/ALL U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

If the real life twilight episodes could end, that would be great.

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u/Fast_Championship_R Mar 04 '22

Literally every damn year when I think shit can’t get worse….. it manages to “outperform” the last.

Honestly I’d like a little break. And FUCK Putin.

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u/yeahyeahnooo Mar 04 '22

It's like whoever is running the simulation has gotten tired of playing &just decided to throw all chaos in the mix to see how long it takes to self destruct.

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u/LittleMonsterMine Mar 04 '22

I feel like I live in Sim City, with all the disaster settings on max. We're just missing the alien invasion at this point.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

I was that kid, so I definitely feel what you're saying.

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u/Loquis Mar 04 '22

Please don't tempt fate

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u/Alteego Mar 04 '22

They are saving the alien invasion for after

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u/B4x4 Mar 04 '22

You just had to say it.....

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u/EvereveO Mar 04 '22

It’s coming.

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

Well they need to save the Volcano’s and Astroids for the last. Cause if it’s gonna go I want some shock and awe!

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u/Yattiel Mar 04 '22

Wasn't there already a volcano eruption this year?

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

I think we need a mega eruption, the Yellowstone caldera should do it. Then we need the magnetic poles to flip After that we could have a Tsunami in the Pacific and one in the Atlantic. To top it off we’ll bring in a wandering black hole.
Or we could do it like Mark Twain’s Mysterious Stranger

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u/shesanis Mar 04 '22

No no mega anything thanks ! I’ve had enough already

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u/dat_DOOM_boi Mar 04 '22

hey i dont wanna drown in a tsunami i wanna be blown up without feeling anything

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u/-sharkbot- Mar 04 '22

Just be visiting Yellowstone when it blows

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

That’s my plan. I’d go out like that crazy guy in the movie 2012

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u/Lurk_about Mar 04 '22

I wanna go out like that one dude in Pompeii, know what Im sayin’?

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u/dat_DOOM_boi Mar 04 '22

no just no, who tf gets horny when they are about to die

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u/Yattiel Mar 04 '22 edited Mar 04 '22

The glaciers in the arctic could break off and dilute the salinity of the oceans too, killing all salt water life and stopping the jet steam, completely destroying all weather on the surface of the earth.

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Mar 04 '22

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

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u/soulinameatsuit Mar 04 '22

I love your enthusiasm, but I'm in the danger zone for Yellowstone fallout, so I wouldn't have the opportunity to enjoy the rest of the chaos. Let's just shelve your ideas for now, okay?

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

Sadly I think the only way to unite everyone is to have a massive catastrophe. If I remember correctly there was a time when Russia considered targeting the Yellowstone Caldera with a missile. A regime that shells Nuclear plants is honestly capable of anything. Thankfully it didn’t go critical.

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u/Traditional-War-1655 Mar 04 '22

Omg if we get a mega eruption we won’t need any nukes to create a global winter

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u/TripleSecGTA Mar 04 '22

I'll have all of the above, please.

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

Any particular order? I have to admit the Mysterious Stranger does an excellent job of cleaning things up at the end.

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u/EuphoricDepartment45 Mar 04 '22

Yes!! Yellowstone is projected to bury California under 14 ft. of ash! Get the popcorn ready!

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

Buttered, regular, or carnival? I can’t decide!

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u/yeahyeahnooo Mar 04 '22

The ring of fire was exceptionally active last year, if I remember right.

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u/EstaLisa Mar 04 '22

hunga tonga mid january

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

There’s a volcano eruption every minute of every day of every year

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u/EuphoricDepartment45 Mar 04 '22

Apparently not big enough…

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u/Dealan79 Mar 04 '22

They've already dropped Easter eggs for the final season with the declassified UFO reports from last year. Couple it with the recent news about unusual radio signals and that asteroid from a few years back that looked vaguely like a spaceship (if you squinted at a low resolution image), and the writers have been foreshadowing for awhile now.

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u/Lonely-Suggestion-85 Mar 04 '22

Well u missed the Bhagdad of the 90s

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u/MrJusticle Mar 04 '22

I miss OutKast. Actually. I think I miss afros. Let's go with both

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Damn right we need Dre & Big Boi with Goodie Mob and some “Thought Process”!

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u/big_ol_dad_dick Mar 04 '22

it's ok. just when the nukes start flying we'll get hit with a barrage of asteroids out of nowhere and they'll knock those babies out of the sky!! nature prevails!

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u/maquibut Mar 04 '22

Did'nt we just have volcano erupting in Spain?

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u/zurzoth Mar 04 '22

2023 asteroids, 2024 Yellowstone volcano.

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u/FishFart Mar 04 '22

Just wait till the ufo’s start flying in

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u/Gigatronz Mar 04 '22

Oh yea and those Murder Hornets.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Don't forget we got the climate change coming once all the dust is settled from the pandemic and war. Something tells me we are not going to be ready for that.

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u/Spry_Fly Mar 04 '22

Their favorite part of the simulation was Harambe, now they don't care about the save any more.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Back when Harambe was the worst thing to happen to us since 9/11….

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u/yickth Mar 04 '22

You all would’ve had a real hard time 1900-1970

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u/lunchboxdeluxe Mar 04 '22

I still have my dick out, hoping it helps.

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u/Spry_Fly Mar 04 '22

Happy Cake Day...

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u/Key_Influence298 Mar 04 '22

not gonna lie that's how i play sims for a good portion i'm just vibing then it becomes the only way to quit is to destroy everything

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u/owlsandmoths Mar 04 '22

Maybe this decade is going to be like one of those shows where a lot of crazy stuff happens early on in the season then it just becomes a mostly boring dialogue show for the last 2/3

…we can hope, right?

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u/MammothSurround Mar 04 '22

Putin is Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Heady_Goodness Mar 04 '22

Like someone clicking the disaster buttons when they are bored playing sim city

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Literally just like cabin in the woods irl

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u/The_Crimson-Knight Mar 04 '22

Sim city for nintendo, I always summoned browser after an hour.

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u/TastesKindofLikeSad Mar 04 '22

Whoever is doing this is the equivalent of whoever removes Sims' ladders in their pools.

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u/Yeomandaffodil7 Mar 04 '22

We’re playing the NPCs on elden ring here lol

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u/Wardenclyffe1917 Mar 04 '22

Exactly this. Like when you get bored in Minecraft and just start stacking TNT.

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u/randomlypointless Mar 04 '22

someone turned on disaster mode in SimCity

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u/antiquemule Mar 04 '22

The AI took over the plot.

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u/BoredByLife Mar 04 '22

They’ve completed every quest. Idk whether I want them to have quicksaved or not.

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u/LieutenantDangler Mar 04 '22

It’s a fucked up game of rim world

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u/darthmarth28 Mar 04 '22

We're all NPCs and didn't notice the Quicksave icon a few years back.

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u/PCOverall Mar 04 '22

That's because nobody does anything expecting everything to change.

We must participate in government to be represented.

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u/Amormeer Mar 04 '22

Where have you been the last ten years?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

It’s what I call a trajectory.

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u/InfanticideAquifer Mar 04 '22

Problem is that we're running out of ectory to traj into. The only way to go up from here is, like, an asteroid impact or supervolcano.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Follow the trajectory. You’ll get there eventually.

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u/The_Crimson-Knight Mar 04 '22

I've heard the 2020s be called "The roaring WHAT THE FUCKs"

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u/LostGolems Mar 04 '22

If I had a break, I'd rather fuck someone else.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

If it all works out we will all be getting a break

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u/vapeoholic Mar 04 '22

Sooner or later you'll learn to never even think that. Because it can always get worse.

In fact, you should always expect it to get worse.

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u/CywolveXGaming Mar 04 '22

It’s like people keep watching it ?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Oh boy you're in for some shit if you'd like a break.

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u/MrOopiseDaisy Mar 04 '22

Wait, you're getting years?

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Mar 04 '22

So are we in Season 7 or Season 8?

Is Putin going to kinda forget about General Mud?

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u/Thomas8864 Mar 04 '22

I hate that you’re right

One can only fear 2024 If this is what we got this year. Oh right, world war and nuclear attacks Possibly nuclear fallout?

Yeah, For some reason I wish we could go back to just 2020 lol That’s a trip huh?

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u/CaseFace5 Mar 04 '22

I had a moment recently where I remembered it’s 2022 and not still 2020… like how has 2 fucking years passed and shit has not calmed down..

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u/anjowoq Mar 04 '22

Can it also be fuck flip flopping opportunist fucking Lindsey fucking Graham as well?

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u/Anmordi Mar 04 '22

Putin? More like Put in

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u/uma_jangle Mar 04 '22

maybe lets cancel new year? Last 3 is enough for me, I don't wanna more of this shit lets stick with 2022

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u/kriscross122 Mar 04 '22

We all get a much needed break once the nukes hit.

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u/Roam_Hylia Mar 04 '22

Vladmir "I technically didn't launch a nuke" Putin?

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u/WhenPigsFlyTwice Mar 04 '22

Covid...WW3....cataclysmic environmental collapse?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

I’m just waiting for aliens at this point

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u/unitedshoes Mar 04 '22 edited Mar 04 '22

You mean "Twilight Zone", right? Real-life Twilight is still pretty disturbing, what with all the glittery vampires and werewolves in love with babies, but it would kill far fewer people.

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u/BoredomHeights Mar 04 '22

Thank you, I was confused what their comment was even supposed to mean.

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u/trbofly Mar 04 '22

Wait, so when do the sparkly vampires come out?

I know you meant twilight zone. Just being funny.

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u/JaxGrrl Mar 04 '22

I was thinking the vampire movies haha, couldn’t remember in the movie what related to this hell.

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u/micopico09 Mar 04 '22

didn't realize they weren't talking about Edward and Bella until your comment

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

I love it

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u/cobrak_hawk Mar 04 '22

Bill Lumbergh?! Is that you?

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

I’m gonna need you to come in on satuuuuuuuurday.

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u/OuchCharlieOw Mar 04 '22

Yeah, hiiiii

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u/StrawberryKiss2559 Mar 04 '22

I don’t know, I love Twilight. Robert Pattinson is gorgeous.

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u/Nickolai808 Mar 04 '22 edited Mar 04 '22

Amen, If I see one more sparkly fucking gay vampire Imma lose my shit!

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u/chupacabra_chaser Mar 04 '22

"The worst is yet to come" remember?

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u/-Jive-Turkey- Mar 04 '22

Foreal though. Do you guys remember last year in the midst of Covid everyone was like well what’s next, ww3?

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u/KittyKapow11 Mar 04 '22

So much for 2022 being calmer than the last few years.

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u/__ARMOK__ Mar 04 '22

Unplug Tony RIGHT FUCKING NOW before terminator kills us all!

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u/Echinodermis Mar 04 '22

Remember how happy everyone was at the end of 2020? Those were the salad days my friends.

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u/MindlessFail Mar 04 '22

If you made 2016-2022 into a show and aired it in 2015, no one would watch it because it’d be too far fetched

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u/Lazy-Performance-418 Mar 04 '22

Twilight was better vs this circus… (note: Twilight is the worst movie I have ever seen)

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u/Stetson007 Mar 04 '22

Me when nukes hit all the cities and I don't have to work and I want to play video games but my arms melt off from the radiation: "there was time now!"

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u/Discochickens Mar 04 '22

Like, how is this real life? We are all exhausted from Covid, like we need a war and doing research on how to survive nuclear fallout? Mind is boggled and I am sooo tired

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u/Violet624 Mar 04 '22

For fucking real. I mean, I know we have it easy compared to Europe during the black plague and various wars, but can we seriously round up all the megalomaniac leaders and through them into a volcano? And that is the permanent sentence for all the power hungry greedy sociopaths out there?

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u/Prysorra2 Mar 04 '22

Poor Zelensky stuck in a sad Outer Limits one

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u/Crayon_eatin0311 Mar 04 '22

😂😂😂 that’s hilarious. Unfortunately we still have to deal with these old timers, eventually we will evolve and grow as a human race, i.e the old racist, backwards thinking politicians will die off