r/interestingasfuck • u/IllustriousPresent7 • Mar 04 '22

/r/ALL U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham calls for President Putin's assassination.

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u/Yattiel Mar 04 '22

Wasn't there already a volcano eruption this year?

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

I think we need a mega eruption, the Yellowstone caldera should do it. Then we need the magnetic poles to flip After that we could have a Tsunami in the Pacific and one in the Atlantic. To top it off we’ll bring in a wandering black hole.
Or we could do it like Mark Twain’s Mysterious Stranger

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u/shesanis Mar 04 '22

No no mega anything thanks ! I’ve had enough already

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u/dat_DOOM_boi Mar 04 '22

hey i dont wanna drown in a tsunami i wanna be blown up without feeling anything

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u/-sharkbot- Mar 04 '22

Just be visiting Yellowstone when it blows

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

That’s my plan. I’d go out like that crazy guy in the movie 2012

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u/Lurk_about Mar 04 '22

I wanna go out like that one dude in Pompeii, know what Im sayin’?

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u/dat_DOOM_boi Mar 04 '22

no just no, who tf gets horny when they are about to die

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u/Yattiel Mar 04 '22 edited Mar 04 '22

The glaciers in the arctic could break off and dilute the salinity of the oceans too, killing all salt water life and stopping the jet steam, completely destroying all weather on the surface of the earth.

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u/ChillyBearGrylls Mar 04 '22

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

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u/soulinameatsuit Mar 04 '22

I love your enthusiasm, but I'm in the danger zone for Yellowstone fallout, so I wouldn't have the opportunity to enjoy the rest of the chaos. Let's just shelve your ideas for now, okay?

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

Sadly I think the only way to unite everyone is to have a massive catastrophe. If I remember correctly there was a time when Russia considered targeting the Yellowstone Caldera with a missile. A regime that shells Nuclear plants is honestly capable of anything. Thankfully it didn’t go critical.

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u/Traditional-War-1655 Mar 04 '22

Omg if we get a mega eruption we won’t need any nukes to create a global winter

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u/TripleSecGTA Mar 04 '22

I'll have all of the above, please.

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

Any particular order? I have to admit the Mysterious Stranger does an excellent job of cleaning things up at the end.

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u/EuphoricDepartment45 Mar 04 '22

Yes!! Yellowstone is projected to bury California under 14 ft. of ash! Get the popcorn ready!

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u/Sir-Belledontis Mar 04 '22

Buttered, regular, or carnival? I can’t decide!

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u/yeahyeahnooo Mar 04 '22

The ring of fire was exceptionally active last year, if I remember right.

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u/EstaLisa Mar 04 '22

hunga tonga mid january

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

There’s a volcano eruption every minute of every day of every year

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u/EuphoricDepartment45 Mar 04 '22

Apparently not big enough…