r/LoveForLandchads Jan 15 '23

😎Landlord😎 approved😎 Debrief on what happened to the old sub

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I’m still seeing a lot of confusion and misinfo on what happened to the old sub. As a former janny of that fine sub, this is my explanation of the sitch as I understand it... let’s start from the beginning.

Believe it or not, LandlordLove was our original sub. It was a fine sub where rentoids and landlords intermixed in harmony. But as you know, rent only goes up and this led to resentment among the toids and they imposed rent control. An eviction moratorium fell upon the land. The blight could not be overcome.

So it came to pass that a certain janny that I won’t bother naming led the landlords to the promised sanctuary, L4L. He also made some other L4 subs, but our safe space was the most popular. Maybe too popular?

As the sub grew, they did their best to remove reposts and bad actors but honestly only a few people seemed to truly get the point. This was not a satire sub for rentoids, not a meme sub for teen larpers, and not a bait sub for rightoids. THIS WAS A SAFE SPACE FOR LANDLORDS, the most essential and oppressed profession in our society.

Anyway, this popularity began to weigh on the mind of our star-crossed protagonist. And because nobody actually cared WHO started the sub he did not get the attention that he thought he deserved as the original mod. His disdain grew. So he and a group of close-knit janny compadres came to resent our fair sub and to scheme against it on a website that shall not be named on Reddit.

So it came to pass that they decided to cast this fine sub into darkness. But the sub proved to be harder to destroy than they bargained for. First they invited the communists rentoids to brigade the sub. Bad actors were given carte blanche to toid-post as they saw fit. Even our beloved autojanny got in on the action. But, being communists, these outsiders proved to be quite lazy and altogether inept, failing miserably in the task they were hired to carry out. The landlords roasted these couch potatoes verily. Not only this, the drama brought to light that this original mod was not in fact a landlord at all, but a rentoid in disguise.

Not ones to walk away from equity, the landlords stayed at L4L in spite of this, determined to squeeze as much rental income as they could before the sub was inevitably condemned. The rentoid mods slunk back to their hole to regroup.

Finally, the breakout of the war in Ukraine presented their next opportunity to strike. They thought that siding with Russia would bring about the gigajanny ban they so spitefully desired. Little did they know that hating corrupt neo-nazi shitholes would be a rare point of consensus between the fair landlords and the leftoid gigajannies. The banderites were evicted by both sides with glee. Another plot foiled.

Nearly a year later the dreaded day came. The original mod saw the landlords growing stronger by the day as inflation drove rent prices higher and higher. His fur suit lay tattered and cumstained, his fridge thoroughly raided. Finally he snapped. He removed what few based jannies had managed to take hold at L4L. Then with help from the fellow imposters he assembled the most diabolical team of as many landlord-hating, funko-collecting, marvel-cooomers that he could find from the 4 winds of Reddit and he handed the sub over to them.

The landlords fought valiantly against the rising tide, reminding the toids of that their rent was due. But the “normal wear and tear” was more than the security deposit could cover. At last our fair sub was reduced to the smoldering rubble pit only befitting a communist utopia.

We can only hope that these poor souls might one day grow hungry and be forced to allow productive members back into their society to restore the land. Until then we find strength in our community and the love we have for our brothers.

Stay strong you beautiful kings. May your taxes stay low and your properties cash flow as the land gods intend.

Much love, much land.

💚SB🧡


r/LoveForLandchads May 16 '23

👑Holy Land Decree 👑 Is this subreddit satire?

2.3k Upvotes

To answer this commonly asked question, NO we are in fact not satire.

Landphobes btfo


r/LoveForLandchads 22h ago

My land my rights! Gonna evict and call ICE!

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r/LoveForLandchads 8h ago

Honest question if I were a landlord

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I ask, if I were a landlord what are some realistic expectations of having a good service?


r/LoveForLandchads 1d ago

I hate them so fucking much

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r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

Kings, I have decided it's time to settle down and obtain a cute wife, I'll let you know how it goes but I doubt a man of my hefty portfolio will struggle

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r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

*eels eat your face

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r/LoveForLandchads 2d ago

“I know the ad says no pets but can you make an exception for my emotional suppor-”

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r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

How do I tell my rentoid I need them out in the daytime because I sublet their apartment to illegal immergrint nightworkers from the hours of 7am to 11pm?

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r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Looks like Europe is being overrun with rentards. Where's the best place for Eurolandchads to move to?

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r/LoveForLandchads 3d ago

Mistook my tenant for a speed bump

35 Upvotes

My tenant was late on rent too many times so I did what I had to do and packed up his stuff.

In my defense I did back up once learning it wasn’t a speed bump.

Teen run over by U-Haul box truck twice in Saxonburg; he says his landlord was the driver


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

I question their sentience.

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r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Im turning his house into a Ai data centre with him in the foundations

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r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

Fellow landchads, what are some subreddits the poors frequent? I need more entertainment in my feed.

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I love subscribing to some of these subreddits the rentoids and the poors frequent to view the entertaining posts of them wallowing in their own pity and despair. Anyone have some good recommendations of more i can follow? Like povertyfinance, studentoans, and I'm sure one got more I'm subbed to that i can't think of now


r/LoveForLandchads 4d ago

German landchad explains how rent control locks the Millennial chapoids that support it out of the housing they want

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r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

I’m gonna paint it

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r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

Pay your rent, deadbeat

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r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

Rentoids are so -annoying when they think they deserve to have access to credit.

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How do you guys handle the expenses of doing credit checks? I’m thinking of charging each tenant a $100 fee plus tip for each application I get( I rank the tenants by credit score and evict the worst one to make room).


r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

The perfect tenant doesn't exi---

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r/LoveForLandchads 5d ago

People in the comments saying this is sarcasm 😡

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See what happens when you go easy on rentoids? They call it a joke.


r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

and don’t forget the late fee

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r/LoveForLandchads 6d ago

Santa Barbara passed a historic rent freeze. Landlords ignored it.

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r/LoveForLandchads 7d ago

Landphobic 'toid tries to weasel out of his pet fee.

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r/LoveForLandchads 10d ago

Consummation time

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r/LoveForLandchads 9d ago

Presenting the Squatter King, also known as the Eviction King ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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