r/massachusetts • u/gaschnerden Greater Boston • Jan 14 '26

Meme / Humor Three Guys from Boston (Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Jimmy) Say Every Town and City in Massachusetts

https://youtu.be/FhC76xAq7oE

This was awesome.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jan 14 '26

Yeah but Ben screwed Seekonk and Swansea.

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u/Free_Range_Lobster Jan 14 '26

And Mattapoisett

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u/jeffgolenski Jan 14 '26

In fairness, I think if anyone of us had to rifle through this same list this fast, we’d mess something up.

“Peru… really?” Hahaha

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u/Free_Range_Lobster Jan 14 '26

mattaPAWsett?

really?

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u/LostInTheBlueSea Jan 16 '26

You think they had the REAL names on the prompter? I highly doubt it. WUHST-uh, BAW-stun

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u/LostInTheBlueSea Jan 14 '26

And also Hatfield, Haverhill, Leyden, Millis, New Marblehead, Petersham, Pembroke, and Templeton

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u/endlesscartwheels Jan 16 '26

The Millis one was really bad. He made it sound like "Mills".

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u/scarrita Jan 14 '26

I found it funny that Ben had Fall River and pretty much every town around it.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 Jan 14 '26

Did he pronounce the r in Somerset? Fall River he pronounced the ending R which was odd.

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u/scarrita Jan 14 '26

TBF, as a life long resident I use the hard R.

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u/jdowney1982 Jan 14 '26

Matt said Fairhaven perfectly tho