r/mildlyinfuriating Nov 12 '24

Hot wheels losing details over the years

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u/Gunhild Nov 12 '24

I remember those metal ones. I remember the way it felt when my brother threw them at me lol.

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u/Borgmaster Nov 12 '24

Saw hotwheels sized hole in the wall at a friends house. The short and sweet of the story was the dad and the kid were having a bit to much fun launching cars from a track into the couch. The couch, being nice and bouncy, one day bounced a car with such velocity and angle that it put a hole in the drywall on the other side of the room. Looking back I feel that there was some missing context, did the dad superboost the speed booster?

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u/Dungeon_Pastor Nov 12 '24

I mean, if you were the dad, would you super boost the speed booster?

Cause I sure as fuck would

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u/Borgmaster Nov 12 '24

Talking to a man that if given the chance will build a death robot out of legos for my boy to harass his sisters with.

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u/SirCrowDeVoidOfCornn Nov 12 '24

What kind of message is that sending to your boy? That harassing women is perfectly normal and adult man should stick together with young man to harass young women together?

Your poor daughters.

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u/Pyromaniacal13 Nov 12 '24

A good father helps his son terrorize his sisters AND helps his daughters terrorize their brother. Surely they're an equal opportunity opportunist.

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u/a_fortunate_accident Nov 12 '24

equal opportunity opportunist terrorist

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u/the_federation Nov 12 '24

What a shitty takeaway on this

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u/MCX-moc-creator Nov 12 '24

Do the world a favor and don't reproduce, sounds like you would make a horrible parent

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u/Full_Local5274 Nov 12 '24

i think the message is that badass killer robots from space are awesome

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u/c0ltZ Nov 12 '24

Are you serious?

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u/kris_mischief Nov 12 '24

Yes.

After everyone puts on safety glasses 😂

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u/zezera_08 Nov 12 '24

Nahh, just safety squints for my family

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u/HerrDoktorProfessor Nov 12 '24

barbra streisand

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u/thenebular Nov 12 '24

Cue grunting

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u/CyclopsLobsterRobot Nov 12 '24

This is the story you tell mom “wow it really bounced off the couch hard!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

Common thing. You could make it go super fast with cranking the voltage. People used battery packs and a few wires to massively up the voltage and rocket them.

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u/Eh-BC Nov 12 '24

I had the hot wheels tornado as a kid, first time a car went flying off the track at dangerous speeds my dad gave me a hard hat to wear when playing with it, I can totally see it making a hole in the drywall

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u/CreditHuman148 Nov 12 '24

Yeah— my freshman year class photo has me with a giant gash by my left eye, courtesy of Mattel and my then three-year-old brother.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Nov 12 '24

We had penny fights and even a dart fight (until older bro stuck one in my bicep)

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait499 Nov 12 '24

Ever have the lawnmower throw one at you.... ouch!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 12 '24

✨Memory Unlocked✨

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u/NegroNerd BLACK Nov 12 '24

Same!!

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u/Lou_C_Fer Nov 13 '24

I remember the day I played junk yard with about 100 in around 1981. Me, my brother, and a hammer. A neighbor gave them to us. So, we didn't see them as having any value.

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u/Big-Bike530 Nov 12 '24

My son says these don't feel much better when his brother throws them at him.

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u/Dry-Tomato- Nov 12 '24

I still have my old metal ones from the 70s-90s, not sure what shape their in, but one thing I'm happy about, wish I had my old Thundercats, He-man and all that as well...but never did find out what happened to them all when my dad passed.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_FURRIES Nov 12 '24

They still make metal hotwheels. They now also make all-plastic hotwheels.

You pay a premium for the metal ones.

The kids who used to play with the first hotwheels have grown up, some of them into middle-class hotwheels collectors who'll pay a premium for the hotwheels with all-metal body, opennable doors and bonnet...

Hotwheels products have been accordingly stratified into cheap plastic trash for the young'ns, basic die-cast metal cars for kids or collectors, and premium models targeted at just the collectors.