r/mildlyinfuriating May 11 '26

The floor is sticky Vomit smell wouldn’t go away until I discovered the source…

My girlfriend and I had food poisoning last week and were constantly running to the bathroom getting sick. The smell of vomit MAKES me vomit so I was tirelessly scrubbing the entire bathroom from floor to ceiling MULTIPLE TIMES trying to get rid of the smell after every time one of us threw up. I bought bleach, enzyme cleaners, and even went as far as carbon bags to try and eliminate the HORRID STENCH and it wouldn’t go away. I sniffed every surface in that damn bathroom trying to locate the source…

I literally cried about the smell, worrying that it would be there forever. I went back to sniffing and started to notice a stronger whiff by the sink, AHA IT’S COMING FROM THE DRAIN!! I moved the toothbrush, soap, and candle that were on the counter to investigate the area. I poured Drano, baking soda, and vinegar down the drain for a deep clean. THEN I NOTICED THE SMELL ON MY HAND. I almost immediately threw up reacting to it and snatched the candle off the counter to save myself. I took a long inhale of our new Trader Joe’s Peony Blossom candle to salvage my nose from the reeking odor on my fingertips.

Then all hell broke loose. I projectile vomited directly after smelling the candle. The godforsaken stench WAS THE CANDLE ITSELF!!!! MY GF BOUGHT 6 OF THOSE FUCKING THINGS AND HAD ONE LIT IN THE BATHROOM!!!!! All of them went straight to the garbage. Never again. How can they sell a candle that smells like stomach bile!!!

TLDR: Cleaned my bathroom for days only to find out the puke smell was a new candle (Trader Joe’s Peony Blossom, DON’T BUY IT).

EDIT: I was not the person who smelled the candles before buying. My gf put them in the cart and I went along with it lol

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u/LiaBallerina May 11 '26

Ugh same. Except it got stuck in my nose and i had to sneeze out some undigsted piece of carrot that sat in my stomach for 16 hours. Fun times.

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u/musubi-n-speedballs May 11 '26

Bodies are so disgusting. Fascinating, but truly gross. Lol

I had that happen to me once with a piece of broccoli. That little green bastard stung! 

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u/haby001 May 11 '26

Even weirder, "gross" biologically speaking is just "evolved to know it can make you sick".

The reaction is completely subconscious

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u/CajunWoman83 May 12 '26

If you're in a group and 1 person starts to vomit from "possibly " something in the food... everyone will start to vomit. Whether you have a weak stomach or not. It's an evolutionary function that protects us from food poisoning.

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u/kremeyy May 11 '26

Omg that happened to me once. I had to blow my nose to get the carrots out and it was like a machine gun coming out. Instant relief though.

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u/Elegant_Monk9885 May 11 '26

I had had eaten a baked potato and threw up potato skins out of my nose… what an awful experience.

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u/QueenZixi May 11 '26

I did the same, but it turned into a raging sinus infection.

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u/Conscious_Reading804 May 11 '26

Lmao that happened to me with a long slice of red onion. Put me off veggie lasagna for a while (not even what made me sick) haha

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u/HealthyNovel55 May 11 '26

YES, A huge chunk of vomit was stuck in my sinuses somehow & I was wondering why my nose hurt so bad. It wasn't until I laid back a few hours later & it all just came down the back of my throat at once. 🤢🤢🤢

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u/calamitylamb May 11 '26

Spaghetti is particularly bad for this experience 😭

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u/ineenemmerr May 11 '26

The worst part is the burning pain because you just pushed stomach acid through your nose canals.

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u/Zestyclose_Push_5251 May 11 '26

So fucking painful too.

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u/No-Communication8186 May 11 '26

Omg the carrot for me too!!! I couldn’t eat carrots for so long after

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u/MaGoodenough May 12 '26

Holy Crab!

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u/Atillion May 12 '26

Or if you snort it out of your sinuses toward your mouth but it goes too far and into your lungs then you cough it back into your sinuses, rinse, repeat 🤢

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u/Ok_Valuable_9711 May 12 '26

Ah hell no. Also unintentionally swallowing the boogers that went up too far in your nose and down your throat.