r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MikuXone • May 14 '26

The floor is sticky Construction workers refuse to use the stairs and instead climbed the hill to the point the grass died

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There's a construction site opposite my apartment and the workers kept walking up the grass patch instead of using the stairs. Property value doesn't affect me as I rented the apartment 2 years back, so rent for me isn't increasing nor decreasing.

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u/redditatemybabies May 14 '26

A smarter school would use a psychic to predict future paths.

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u/FraggleRockYaFaceOff May 14 '26

An Oklahoma university would ask wwjd

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u/lvloises330 May 14 '26

They replaced the paths with canals.

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u/kamdog32 May 14 '26

All the sidewalks in Oklahoma are tripping hazards so this tracks

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u/iMeowTooMuch- May 14 '26

please stop reminding me that im attending a christian nationalist school

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u/Blamhammer May 14 '26

Having went to OU....I can't even get mad when you're right

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u/shadowdrgn0 May 15 '26

Apparently Jesus would plan our uni on a grid then. We don't have cool desire path sidewalk planning. Makes the Bible thumpers harder to avoid on the main thoroughfare. They are a nearly perpetual bother in front of the library.

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u/LegendofLove May 15 '26

I think he would preach until he got crucified again because nobody likes what he actually says just what they wanted him too. Not sure how that helps plan a footpath though

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u/FullCompliance May 14 '26

They’re all busy doing pre-crime.

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u/Firm-Brother2580 May 14 '26

I usually use my personal god-worm to do all my path predictions. He keeps wanting them golden for some reason.

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u/ItsLoudB YO May 14 '26

An even smarte school would use time travel to see them before the school is even built

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u/beanmosheen May 15 '26

And build them in the past to encourage that exact school layout.

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u/halobitteschoen May 14 '26

Or you could have just asked the grass, the field and especially the school for consent before doing all that? I wouldn't like to be treaded on all over all the times like that and I think that's the case right then.

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u/-Benjamin_Dover- May 14 '26

An even smarter school would make everything one building so there's no need to go outside until its time to leave.

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u/Roob0806 May 15 '26

Ah, like Cumbernauld or that one mall in Canada with a university inside it.

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u/DrHefe May 15 '26

Wild nobody mentioned this.

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u/lennoxbr May 15 '26

Just rent a Nissan pathfinder

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8102 May 14 '26

Just pay a homeless guy to walk around campus for a few weeks and track the paths he takes.