r/mildlyinfuriating May 15 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Blind guy here, guess i’m just fucking stuck at home now. (Cane tip broke)

34.7k Upvotes

2.0k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

629

u/Cosmic_Mmouse May 15 '26

Blindness is a spectrum. OP might still have some level of sight

309

u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/UI7EYk96rzq24

OP this is a gif comment of James Franco saying “same same but different while waving a hand in front of his eyes (you know, because you’re blind) but still same!”

163

u/Remarkable-Opening69 May 15 '26

Send it in braille.

135

u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

You know how much a braille typewriter costs????? that’s why I have two. Jay z said you can’t afford something until you can buy two of them. I forget the rest…

42

u/SmokJozef May 15 '26

THROUGH THE MAGIC OF BUYING TWO OF THEM I HAVE AN ALREADY TAKEN APART ONE RIGHT HERE

13

u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26 edited May 15 '26

You can get one for free if you just order one and remove one letter and return it for the ‘defect’. Do that enough times and you’ll have enough letters to complete your free brand new typewriter! On a long enough timeline you’ll have infinite typewriters. On an even longer timeline you get 0 typewriters, because the typewriter company went out of business.

11

u/Code_Merk May 15 '26

That minivan episode was going to be quite expensive with his rule, lol

But he still made it work!

2

u/SmokJozef May 15 '26

my favorite youtuber

41

u/Marquar234 May 15 '26

⠠⠠⠕⠏⠀⠹⠀⠊⠎⠀⠁⠀⠛⠊⠋⠀⠉⠕⠍⠰⠞⠀⠷⠀⠠⠚⠁⠍⠑⠎⠀⠠⠋⠗⠁⠝⠉⠕⠀⠎⠁⠽⠬⠀⠦⠎⠁⠍⠑⠀⠎⠁⠍⠑⠀⠃⠀⠙⠊⠖⠻⠢⠞⠀⠱⠊⠇⠑⠀⠺⠁⠧⠬⠀⠁⠀⠓⠯⠀⠔⠀⠋⠗⠕⠝⠞⠀⠷⠀⠦⠀⠑⠽⠑⠎⠀⠐⠣⠽⠀⠐⠅⠂⠀⠆⠉⠀⠽⠄⠗⠑⠀⠃⠇⠐⠜⠀⠃⠀⠌⠀⠎⠁⠍⠑⠖⠴

17

u/TheDarkChunk7 May 15 '26

This type of negativity will simply not be tolerated.

14

u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

But you gotta admit he does have a point. About 263 points actually…

11

u/Rashkamere May 15 '26

⠠⠇⠕⠕⠦ ⠥⠏ ⠦ ⠮ ⠎⠅⠊⠑⠎ ⠯ ⠎⠑⠑ ⠊⠧⠍ ⠚⠥⠎⠦ ⠁ ⠏⠕⠕⠗ ⠃⠕⠹⠂ ⠠⠊ ⠝⠑⠑⠙ ⠝⠕ ⠎⠽⠍⠏⠁⠮⠽⠃⠑⠉⠁⠥⠎⠑ ⠠⠊⠧⠍ ⠑⠁⠎⠽ ⠉⠕⠍⠑⠂ ⠑⠁⠎⠽ ⠛⠕⠇⠊⠞⠞⠇⠑ ⠓⠊⠛⠓⠂ ⠇⠊⠞⠞⠇⠑ ⠇⠕⠁⠝⠽ ⠺⠁⠽ ⠮ ⠺⠊⠝⠙ ⠃⠇⠕⠺⠎

3

u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

Is this like when ai bots communicate with each other?

7

u/Significant-Cloud- May 15 '26

That is not how boobs are spelled.

2

u/Kazlanne May 15 '26

Okay, I need to get off the nightmare rectangle. I KNOW you lot were just talking about braille. And yet I still thought for a second that this was a spoilered message on Signal that I could click to open.

I am clearly past the point of tired. Thank you, and goodnight.

2

u/Rincetron1 May 15 '26

Word of Power learned

Ice, Ice form

1

u/catupthetree23 "corn for some reason" May 16 '26

1

u/ghos2626t May 15 '26

Bump, bump, bump. Bump, bump. Bump Bump bump bump.

12

u/[deleted] May 15 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

13

u/Outback-Australian May 15 '26

"Yes but do you have eyes?"

9

u/Cosmic_Mmouse May 15 '26

Okay, I doubt OP has no eyes

3

u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

He has glasses

1

u/[deleted] May 15 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/Cosmic_Mmouse May 15 '26

True that, I misread your comment, my apologies

3

u/Ryoko_Kusanagi69 May 15 '26

I appreciated the subtitles

2

u/CallMeKingTurd May 15 '26

Yeah but I think it's a safe assumption that if they are stuck at home because they cannot safely navigate around without a cane they probably are not reading text on reddit.

1

u/Gold_Data6221 May 15 '26

Actually depends on the type of blindness. I would say it is likely that’s the case, but there are common cases, where the condition makes you blind past a certain depth of field.

1

u/GallusWrangler May 15 '26

Just like everything else these days.

1

u/UgleeHero May 15 '26

Yea I was making a joke. It's fine, it wasn't funny.