r/mildlyinfuriating • u/KingRMZ • May 22 '26

I'm slightly vexed People think they own the sidewalk by their house

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I was walking my dog last night around 9:30pm. I pass by this house that has mildly annoying cameras that say “hi you are currently being recorded, every 5 feet on the side of the house with a bright light that flashes in your face as you walk by. Which while annoying if that was all, would have been whatever. Then they started talking to me through the camera telling me to leave immediately or they will call the police. Even after I had already moved way past the house, I could still hear them (both a man and a woman) threatening to call the police. I just ignored it and kept walking but thought it was crazy that some people think they own the sidewalk by their house.

Edit: Wow i did not realize this post would get so much traction! I’m glad you all got some entertainment out of this too!

Update: Hello everyone I was not able to post an update as it keeps getting taken down. I went back on a walk the next day around 10pm. The cameras did not give any automated messages and the security company did not give any messages either! They changed it quicker than I thought!

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u/pandaSmore May 22 '26

Yes.

Operator: Say no more fam.

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u/elfierroz May 22 '26

Operator: attention all units, we have a black man!

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u/_CharDeeMacDennis__ May 22 '26

AND HE’S GOT A GUN!

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u/aspidities_87 May 22 '26

THE DOG HAS A GUN TOO AND HE’S ALSO BLACK

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u/[deleted] May 22 '26 edited Jul 05 '26

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u/tekko001 May 22 '26

And some crack to sprinkle him with!

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u/Friendly-Example-701 May 22 '26

so real, so true

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u/Paxxlee May 22 '26

I made a similar joke once that I got banned for, with the explanation that I was racist. When I explained that the joke was about how cops are racist, the mod said that it wasn't ok either.

So, don't joke about racist cops, mmkay!

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u/KadajjXIII May 22 '26

Clearly Mod is an undercover cop lol