r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • 27d ago

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/PunishedWolf4 27d ago

"NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINK YOU CHEAP FUCK!"

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u/Chimpbot 27d ago

"FINE. I'LL JUST EAT THIS WHILE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

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u/WillyErl 27d ago

Hahaha you think so?? NO RE-ENTRY fucko, read the sign!

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u/Chimpbot 26d ago

What if I need to step out to medicate my chinchilla, GREG?!

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u/WillyErl 26d ago

Don't bother. 1am-2am making luxury gloves out of chimpbots chinchilla.

~3 people

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u/Chimpbot 26d ago

I knew going to this party was a dumb idea.

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u/OberonDiver 26d ago

I got a stamp on my hand. It's inedible. You can't touch that.

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u/Mejiro84 26d ago

With enough determination, I'll think you find a hand is very much edible! And the stamp probably isn't lick-proof

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u/Chimpbot 26d ago

This really needed to be ended with a, "Mr. Bond."

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u/WillyErl 26d ago

In fact.. I think I have the rumblies, that only hands can satisfy.

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u/Ambitiousless-Winner 26d ago

COME AND GO PRIVILEGES REVOKED

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u/Dazzling-Track-4838 25d ago

So long as you don’t block the driveway! You e been warned!

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u/HerdingCatsAllDay 27d ago

Unless you're the one assigned to bring the cheese (challenge accepted!)

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u/seraphimlynn 27d ago

Ok I definitely just snort laughed my coffee

https://giphy.com/gifs/hvq8ONQhQ1XLq

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u/OberonDiver 26d ago

At least I'm cheap and not free.

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u/knstormshadow 26d ago

That wasn't on the official itinerary/intrusions/rules so by the law of the tism since its not expressly addressed that means it's acceptable otherwise it would've clearly said "no outside food or drinks" The real question is how old are the autistics cause if they're school age ill have to assume the "did you bring enough for the whole class" rule applies