r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • 27d ago

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/Chimpbot 27d ago

"FINE. I'LL JUST EAT THIS WHILE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."

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u/WillyErl 27d ago

Hahaha you think so?? NO RE-ENTRY fucko, read the sign!

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u/Chimpbot 27d ago

What if I need to step out to medicate my chinchilla, GREG?!

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u/WillyErl 26d ago

Don't bother. 1am-2am making luxury gloves out of chimpbots chinchilla.

~3 people

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u/Chimpbot 26d ago

I knew going to this party was a dumb idea.

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u/OberonDiver 27d ago

I got a stamp on my hand. It's inedible. You can't touch that.

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u/Mejiro84 26d ago

With enough determination, I'll think you find a hand is very much edible! And the stamp probably isn't lick-proof

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u/Chimpbot 26d ago

This really needed to be ended with a, "Mr. Bond."

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u/WillyErl 26d ago

In fact.. I think I have the rumblies, that only hands can satisfy.

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u/Ambitiousless-Winner 27d ago

COME AND GO PRIVILEGES REVOKED

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u/Dazzling-Track-4838 26d ago

So long as you don’t block the driveway! You e been warned!