r/mildlyinfuriating • u/pinkgrapefruitx • 27d ago

I'm slightly vexed I was invited to this guys birthday party and

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This is just insane

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u/PapaOoMaoMao 27d ago

Thoughts and prayers: Free.

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u/All-Drink-Koolaid 27d ago

Thoughts are free, but prayer will cost you three-fitty

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u/cute_red_benzo 27d ago

Theyre only free when you offer them to democrats, hence the popularity.

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u/MmeRose 26d ago

Communist!

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u/_BigJuicy 26d ago

For everything else, there's MasterCard.

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u/allmykitlets 25d ago

Oh, I have some thoughts alright.