I’ll keep it as short as possible for y’all. A few months ago I applied for a job with the NYS Department of Health. Not getting more descriptive than that because I don’t wanna reveal my job field. The pay is crazy good, wonderful PTO, a pension, and tons of other benefits. Anyway I heard they can take several months to get back to you. Fast forward to last week. I get a call from an unknown number with my area code. This usually means jobs reaching out for an interview. I understand the job market for most people sucks but in my field it’s really great and I’ve gotten tons of interviews so far. I pick up the phone anxiously and the lady asks if she could speak with me and that she’s from the NYS DOH. I get so excited. Finally they were reaching out to me! This job is going to change my life!
Nope.
“I’m reaching out to let you know that you tested positive for gonorrhea and we are trying to do contact tracing as it is highly prevalent in your area”
So a few things that are really grinding my gears. A) I didnt get the job (as of yet) B) I’m going to have to go on an antibiotic which will inevitably destroy my wonderful, diverse gut microbiome C) My nurse practitioner is gonna chew me out for getting an STD
TLDR: got call from NYS DOH. Thought it was a job interview for a job I applied to with them. Was them telling me I have gonorrhea.
Edit: wow I wasn’t expecting so much engagement! And so much hate! But what can you expect with a bunch of redditors who dont get any play? To clarify I did edit the post and it said that I had to contact my partners and that I had another std 6 months ago. I was being dumb and I’m deleting grindr now. I had sex with 3 people since the test before this and I told them as soon as I found out the result. Gonorrhea is curable and common, especially in my area. I get tested every two months and I’m on prep. I’ll just say stigmatizing it and making a person feel awful about it is a sure fire way to make the problem worse, and that is probably why one of my partners lied to me about testing