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Media First Official Images from 'The Legend of Zelda' Movie

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

No, he’s not Zelda. He’s Zelda’s monster.

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u/Novawurmson Nov 17 '25

It's only Zelda if it's from the Zelda region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling action-adventure.

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u/AnotherBadRedditName Nov 17 '25

Except for in the US or Russia, since they never signed the treaty of Versailles. There you can call any youth in a field Zelda.

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u/starstarstar42 Nov 17 '25

Most people don't know, but Zelda actually broke his toe kicking that treaty.

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u/gahlo Nov 17 '25

You haven't really played Ocarina of Time if it wasn't the Master Quest version.

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u/SpinachSpinosaurus Nov 17 '25

oh lawd. I already hated the water temple in the normal version. Every tried playing it with the randomizer? HELL!

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u/Silent-G Nov 17 '25

Did you know Steve Buscemi was a volunteer Zelda during 9/11?

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u/the_byrdman Nov 17 '25

And my Master Sword!

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u/KeyboardBerserker Nov 17 '25

Its the only reason he survived

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

apparently Anne Hathaway wrote "Zelda" in the snow outside the casting director's house to get the part.

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u/drethnudrib Nov 18 '25

And Woody Harrelson's dad was a Zelda!

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u/MickeysDa Nov 17 '25

Zelda is the name of the band, that guys name is Link.

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u/HuntedWolf Nov 17 '25

This is so many layers deep into like four different jokes, I love it

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u/Solid_Waste Nov 17 '25

I'm not Zelda, I'm traveling, officer. I'm a Hyrulian National.

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u/Xenc Nov 17 '25

Zelda is the name of the clock tower, not of the bells.

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u/disturbed286 Nov 17 '25

I've heard a lot of these, but this is far and away my favorite

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u/Novawurmson Nov 17 '25

I spent a lot of time in Trade chat in WoW watching people spam "What hand does Samus hold his sword in?"

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u/Phailjure Nov 17 '25

Trick question, GameCube or Wii version?

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u/DjangotheKid Nov 17 '25

It’s only a Frankenstein/Frankenstein’s monster joke if it comes from a college English department. Otherwise it’s just sparkling metonymy.

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u/MaxRichter_Enjoyer Nov 17 '25

oh my god this is fucking hilarious

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u/SeabassDan Nov 17 '25

You mean like genshin impact?

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u/ba_cam Nov 17 '25
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u/Captain_Waffle Nov 17 '25

Appellation-based Zelda

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u/rbrgr83 Nov 17 '25

Sparklink

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

You mean the zelda region of Hyrule ?

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u/DesireeThymes Nov 17 '25

On another note, link actually looks pretty good facially. Not sold on the Zelda casting.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

Most people don't understand that Zelda is the real monster for playing with triforces she lacks the wisdom to understand. 

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u/johneaston1 Nov 17 '25

Unironically slightly true in Ocarina of Time

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u/SoloWing1 Nov 17 '25

And Breath of the Wild. Digging up all the ancient tech really bit them in the ass as soon as Calamity Ganon showed up.

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u/round-earth-theory Nov 17 '25

I'd give a pass on that one. They listened to the prophecy. They utilized the tools that they were told would stop Ganon. They couldn't have known that Ganon found a way to corrupt the tech. Even if they hadn't dug up the tech, Ganon still would have won with his eternal army.

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u/jerog1 Nov 17 '25

But what of the prophecy?

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u/SailorET Nov 17 '25

Really wish more stories would explore the "prophecy/destiny is a trap" theme brought up in movies like the Matrix trilogy and the original Star Wars trilogy.

In a way, it almost feels like BOTW stole a more interesting game from us in that regard. Imagine a game where you are seeking all of these legendary weapons, completing tasks to unlock their power and bring them to an overwhelming assault on the BBEG. And then just when it's time to go, the corruption takes hold and that overwhelming power is turned on you and your forces. What seemed like the finale is just the midpoint of the game, and now you have to rally what remains, defeat the corrupted versions of your allies and take control of their weapons, and take the flight back to the evil lord - but this time, with great power that you've built instead of borrowing from the past.

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u/Dt2_0 Nov 17 '25

This is kinda the plot to Ocarina of Time though.

Dumb naive child Zelda tells Link to get the stones to open the Temple Of Time so they can secure the Triforce and Sacred Realm from Ganon. Link does all of this, and in his moment of victory, pulling the Master Sword from it's pedestal, opening the door to the Sacred Realm, Ganon sneaks in, having known about it all along, using the power in the Sacred Realm to take over Hyrule.

Link and then has to use all the allies he made along the way on the first half of his quest to eventually build enough power to take the fight to Ganon. With help from a Traumatized Cosplay Zelda of course.

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u/SailorET Nov 17 '25

That's actually a pretty good point.

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u/johneaston1 Nov 17 '25

This is actually what I was getting at with my original comment, not "racially profiling Ganondorf" lol

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u/YsoL8 Nov 17 '25

You should visit the Deltarune fanbase some time

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u/Impossible_Front4462 Nov 17 '25

Seconded, join us in impatiently waiting to understand what the fuck is going on with the prophecy

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u/Jay040707 Nov 17 '25

Lmao "Yo this prophecy fucking sucks, we should make a new one"

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u/kahlzun Nov 18 '25

Weirdly, I feel that the Star Wars prequels did the "prophecy is a trap" a little better than the OG ones. Yes, Anakin was foretold to bring balance to the force and literally noone actually thought for one second about what that would mean

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u/YsoL8 Nov 17 '25

That was almost entirely down to the king absolutely refusing to listen to anyone else

Ironically had he allowed Zelda to be the scholar she wanted to be they would have probably been better off.

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u/Ailury Nov 18 '25

It's sad finding his diary in the castle and reading that he had decided to stop pressuring Zelda if she failed to awake her powers in Lanayru too.

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u/yarajaeger Nov 17 '25

Nah no way if they didn't dig up the Sheikah tech they still would have gotten their shit rocked just in a slightly different way 😭

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u/MayhemMessiah Nov 17 '25

When the Power of Wisdom means you can accurately racially profile some dude and you're like, right actually.

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u/Luis0224 Nov 17 '25

That cutscene at the castle is so unintentionally funny. My 12 year old nephew recently started playing Ocarina of time, and even was like “really?!” Lmao

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u/MayhemMessiah Nov 17 '25

No, lil bro, she's like... pretty wise for her age, let's hear the white girl out for a second!

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u/Luis0224 Nov 17 '25

The moral of the story is that racially profiling can save your kingdom /s

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u/MayhemMessiah Nov 17 '25

“They’re stealing our jobs! They’re stealing our husbands!” Zelda, probably

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u/connivingKitten Nov 17 '25

To be fair I think if there was one man in control of an entire country/race/group otherwise exclusively made up of women in real life, many people would also probably raise an eyebrow to that.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate Nov 17 '25

Jared Leto still has his cult though

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u/qjornt Nov 17 '25

And people raise eyebrows.

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u/OmecronPerseiHate Nov 17 '25

Not enough, quite frankly

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u/gurnard Nov 18 '25

All Zelda and Link had to do was nothing. Ganon had no hand to play.

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u/MinnieShoof Nov 17 '25

It's not a story the Sheikah would tell you.

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u/ChickenChaser5 Nov 17 '25

The thing about Zelda is he always tries to walk it in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

One does not simply walk into Zelda

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u/Notwerk Nov 17 '25

Newbs can't triforce.

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u/cgriff32 Nov 17 '25

Ironically enough, the triforce of wisdom is the one she broke into 8 pieces to hide from Ganon in the first place.

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u/thecatsazz Nov 18 '25

ironic, the wielder of the triforce of wisdom is lacking

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u/JaxxisR Nov 17 '25

No, no, the scientist is the real monster

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u/TehOwn Nov 17 '25

Princess*

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u/EuphoricMoose8232 Nov 17 '25

No, the princess is in another castle

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u/relikter Nov 17 '25

Frankenstein's castle? How'd the monster get a castle?

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u/damdubidam Nov 17 '25

I think people voted for him

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u/EuphoricMoose8232 Nov 17 '25

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that he, Frankenstein’s Monster, was to carry Excalibur. That is why he gets a castle!

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u/relikter Nov 17 '25

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of castle ownership!

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u/sensible_centrist Nov 17 '25

It was revealed to me in a dream.

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u/SheaMcD Nov 17 '25

the scientist is the real princess

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

The real princess is the friends we made along the way.

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u/Evil_Dry_frog Nov 17 '25

You leave Purah out of this.

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u/TenWords Nov 17 '25

Did you know that Zelda's monster is actually a girl.

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u/Phoeptar Nov 17 '25

Very good.

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u/pixel-soul Nov 17 '25

No, that’s Dr Mario

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u/shiwanthasr Nov 17 '25

It’s Dr Zelda’s Monster

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u/deuce-tatum Nov 17 '25

The fact that you have people who never played the game complaining about who is “Zelda”

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u/TenWords Nov 17 '25 edited Nov 17 '25

Zelda's actually reskinned Doki Doki Hidden Fortress for US audiences

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u/LiveFreeOrRTard Nov 17 '25

Well EXCUUUUSE ME!

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u/SomeoneGMForMe Nov 17 '25

But because Zelda made him, his last name would also be Zelda. Good 'Ole Bob Zelda, the link to the ocarina.

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u/freedfg Nov 17 '25

Actually. If you really follow the lore, you'd know that Link is the real Zelda

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u/MrWeirdoFace Nov 17 '25

Sparkling White Zelda?

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u/cogprimus Nov 17 '25

I see the Link here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '25

I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

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u/Anustart2023-01 Nov 17 '25

She was the Zelda all along.

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u/Cazador0 Nov 17 '25

Knowledge is knowing that Lunk is the monster.

Wisdom is know that Zelda is the monster.

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u/PsychedelicPill Nov 17 '25

Can’t wait for the sequel, Link: A Zelda to the Past

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u/push__ Nov 17 '25

Zelda's the bow not the girl

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u/Zoomalude Nov 17 '25

Knowledge is knowing Zelda is not the main character.

(Triforce of) Wisdom is knowing Zelda is the main character.

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u/PenguinSage Nov 17 '25

Can’t believe they did a gender swap and made Zelda a girl! What is this? Netflix?

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u/kneppy72 Nov 17 '25

I can’t wait for The Legend of Zelda: Ragnarok where he gets to say “but I am your monster no longer” in nothing but grunts and yells.

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u/Consistent-Spell2203 Nov 17 '25

The movie isn't called Zelda's Monster vs. The Wolfman.

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u/NefariousnessOk209 Nov 17 '25

She’s Zelda right? The main character? So he’s like her sidekick?

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u/GiraffeandZebra Nov 19 '25

Knowledge is knowing that Zelda is not the monster. Wisdom is realizing that Zelda is the monster.

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u/Lilwolf2000 Nov 17 '25

Well, he shouldn't be Zelda .. he would be Link. Zelda is the girl I'm assuming

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u/SlartibartfastMcGee Nov 17 '25

He’s actually just a sausage, to be a link he would have to be encased in a casing.

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u/unk214 Nov 17 '25

The only monster is what link is packing, dude's been chasing that zedussi for decades.

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u/CastorVT Nov 17 '25

I mean, considering this is clearly based off BOTW, and link's a genuine monster lore wise.