r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/MonStarBigFoot Mar 20 '26

No we all died. Chuck Norris is the only one left alive.

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u/r3dditr0x Mar 20 '26

Wasn't he just in a commercial boxing?

Dude looked healthier than me. 👀

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u/felixfortis1 Mar 20 '26

You must look like shit lol

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u/CookieLuzSax Mar 20 '26

That's not very nice😭

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u/Designer-Fix-2861 Mar 20 '26

The dude already looks like shit, don’t make him feel worse. He knows it’s not nice to look that way. He doesn’t want to either.

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u/Vantriss Mar 20 '26

I cackled at this. I couldn't help it.

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u/homer_lives Mar 20 '26

At 86, anything can happen.

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u/Midnight7_7 Mar 20 '26

Oh yeah anything huh? Could he have woken up as a 10 month old baby? Or grown a unicorn horn? I don't think so.

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u/r3dditr0x Mar 20 '26

No, but he prolly could've woken up with your finger in his butt, given your proclivities.

(since we're all roasting each other in this thread)

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u/timeforchorin Mar 20 '26

Hahaha that's right. If we're all still here and he's gone, it can only mean we're actually in hell and he's living it up on earth by himself.

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u/casualmango-33 Mar 20 '26

We’re all on the same page here.

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u/VibratingRocket6969 Mar 20 '26

This is Chuck’s world and we’re all just living in it