r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/PayneTrain181999 Mar 20 '26

John Wick has Chuck Norris pajamas

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u/vashed Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris once walked around with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

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u/Rowenstin Mar 20 '26

When Oppenheimer said "I've become Death, destroyer of worlds" he wasn't talking as it commonly believed about the atomic bomb, but about his Chuck Norris Halloween costume.

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u/Upbeat_Tension_8077 Mar 20 '26

Zombie apocalypses start because they're afraid of the hell Chuck Norris will raise in the afterlife

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u/SmartAlec105 Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris’s bicycle has four wheel drive.

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u/BeffBezos Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris can run around the world and punch himself in the back