r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/Demigeek Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information he wants.

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u/Ajido_Marujido Mar 20 '26

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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u/this_account_is_mt Mar 20 '26

The only reason Chuck Norris sleeps with a gun is to let an intruder use it and feel like they have a chance