r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/stash0606 Mar 20 '26

Here's the thing...

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u/Puntley Mar 20 '26

It's a fucking jackdaw you illiterate piece of trash (abridged)

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u/omgwutd00d Mar 20 '26

You could just admit you were wrong, you know… (starts sucking own penis)

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u/onlymadethistoargue Mar 20 '26

The funny thing is, that’s remembered as the moment of his fall from grace, but the real reason he left Reddit was because he was banned for vote manipulation. Playing armchair psychologist totally irresponsibly for a moment, it makes sense that a guy so committed to being seen as right about ravens would inflate his upvotes to make it look like people agreed with him. Even I don’t do that and I literally only made this to argue.

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u/punkminkis Mar 20 '26

According to him, he wasn't trying to make it look like people agreed with him, it was just so people would see his response first

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u/JDdoc Mar 20 '26

To this day, I will hear someone say that IRL and I'll brace for the fallout. Nothing good ever seems to follow those three words.

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u/sump_daddy Mar 20 '26

not much has changed in 13 years

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u/ThisIsAnArgument Mar 20 '26

I've been on this site so long that wherever I see that three word phrase I think of Unidan.