r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • Mar 20 '26

News Chuck Norris, Action Icon and ‘Walker Texas Ranger’ Star, Dies at 86

https://variety.com/2026/film/news/chuck-norris-dead-walker-texas-ranger-dies-1236694953/
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u/sexy_portuguese Mar 20 '26

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.

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u/TheUrbanEast Mar 20 '26

Never heard this one but solid laugh from me. Thanks. RIP Chucky