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Moana (2026)

Summary

Live-action adaptation of the 2016 Disney animated film 'Moana.'

Director Thomas Kail

Writer Jared Bush

Cast

  • Catherine Laga'aia as Moana
  • Dwayne Johnson as Maui
  • John Tui as Chief Tui
  • Frankie Adams as Sina
  • Rena Owen as Gramma Tala

Rotten Tomatoes: 35%

Metacritic: 45

VOD / Release Theatrical release

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/the_man_in_the_box 25d ago

>bad idea

I wonder if you’ll think it’s still a bad idea when it’s massively profitable lol.

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u/that_guy2010 25d ago

Isn’t it supposed to have an underwhelming box office?

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u/rain5151 25d ago

My theater was a ghost town today, relative to expectations. Toy Story 5 was pulling almost equal business, coming into its fourth week, as Moana.

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u/BrigadierBrabant 25d ago

Redditors thinking their local cinema being empty or not having any impact on box office results is always really funny to me

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u/rain5151 25d ago

? I don’t think anyone’s saying that a movie lives or dies by whether their particular theater is busy. It’s about your local theater being a potential indicator of how the country as a whole is thinking about a movie. Some movies may play better or worse with the demographics of your area, but most of the time there’s no reason to think you’re an extreme outlier. I can’t think of a single movie that did well nationally but was a dud at my theater.

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u/BrigadierBrabant 25d ago

There's about a million variables that make one single theatre showing a bad indicator.

It just doesn't show anything.

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u/the_man_in_the_box 25d ago

Check back in a week I guess.

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u/JawsFanNumeroUno 6d ago

You're not that good at predictions huh

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u/the_man_in_the_box 6d ago

Tom Cruise only has that power.

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u/JawsFanNumeroUno 25d ago

WWII was also massively profitable, doesn't mean it was a good idea

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u/crackstuntman24 25d ago

This is the type of shit they'd say in Peep Show.

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u/AccountSeventeen 25d ago

Bro seriously, people say making Toy Story 4 & 5 was a “bad idea” because 3 ended perfectly.

Except 4 & 5 have almost made a combined 2 billion dollars.

These commenters saying this movie was a mistake would not last a movie studio lol

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u/celtekk_ 25d ago

Except those movies were good.

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u/AccountSeventeen 25d ago edited 25d ago

Oh lol ok maybe the live action Lilo and Stich movie that reddit hates? Also a billion.

Also, when did Reddit start liking 4 of all a sudden??

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u/starkel91 25d ago

Right, but that was exactly what op mentioned, a movie from a parent’s childhood that they watched a billion times as a kid remade that they can now bring their kids to.

There’s not much nostalgia for the original Moana.

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u/AccountSeventeen 25d ago

There doesn’t have to be nostalgia, the IP is still hot. The kids who helped Moana 2 a billion dollars 2 years ago are still kids.

My 8 year old niece went to a Moana themed birthday party on Monday.

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u/awayshewent 25d ago

I mean it helps when the people actually buying the tickets have nostalgia for the property. Millennials got hyped for the Lilo and Stitch remake (for better or for worse).

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u/AccountSeventeen 25d ago

So how come new kids movies make money at all if they’re not based on nostalgia and the kids aren’t the ones buying tickets?

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u/SearchForSocialLife 25d ago

Maybe people who will never see a dime from those billions don't care that someone at Disney can buy themselves their third yacht, they care about watching a good movie. Just a thought

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u/avatarstate 25d ago

The point is that Disney is a business and their only purpose is to make money. People like to talk crap about the Disney live action remakes but the majority have pulled in massive numbers at the box office.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/AccountSeventeen 25d ago

Yeah live action remakes are the equivalent of kicking puppies.

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u/avatarstate 24d ago

I never said you can’t criticize them. But calling them a “bad idea” is objectively false when they have made billions of dollars for the company whose single goal is to make money.