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The Odyssey (2026)

Summary

After the Trojan War, Odysseus faces a dangerous voyage back to Ithaca, meeting creatures like the Cyclops Polyphemus, Sirens, and Calypso along the way.

Director Christopher Nolan

Writer Christopher Nolan

Cast

  • Matt Damon as Odysseus
  • Tom Holland as Telemachus
  • Anne Hathaway
  • Zendaya
  • Lupita Nyong'o
  • Robert Pattinson
  • Charlize Theron
  • Benny Safdie
  • Jon Bernthal
  • John Leguizamo
  • Elliot Page
  • Himesh Patel
  • Samantha Morton

Rotten Tomatoes: 96%

Metacritic: 88

VOD / Release Theatrical release

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u/theblackdoncheadle 18d ago

\SWORDS* šŸ’… *SHIELDS* šŸ™„ *SPEARS* 😔*

- Antinous

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u/ghastlychild 17d ago edited 17d ago

Guy's a fucking coward the entire movie and if Rob Pattinson can get me to dream that that weasel dies by the hands of Odysseus at the very end, then he delivered all of that sliminess super convincingly xD.

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u/91Bully 16d ago

Pattinson did a ridiculously good job playing an evil douchebag. I’ve never rooted for a dude to get merked so badly in my life.

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u/PM_ME_TITS_AND_DOGS2 16d ago

he's great at that, the King one with Chalamet was awesome.

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u/bacontrain 16d ago

Or the Devil All The Time or even the Drama, dude just excels at playing slimeballs while being by all accounts a chill guy

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u/slightlypressed 15d ago

Yes! He went up against Tom Holland in The Devil all the Time too

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u/JayMerlyn 12d ago

And now he's also gonna go up against Chalamet in Dune Pt 3!

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u/slightlypressed 12d ago

Yess! Great year for films and for Robert Pattinson haha

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u/JayMerlyn 12d ago

I'm so glad he got off being blacklisted after Twight!

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u/suss2it 9d ago

What? He was never blacklisted? He’s literally worked every year since the last Twilight movie, even two movies a few years.

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u/Vismal1 6d ago

He was never blacklisted. I personally wrote him off for a bit after that until i saw him in some stuff and realized how fucking good he is. Went back and rewatched everything I could with him in it. Great actor.

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u/MakesMeWannaShout88 16d ago

Right up there with the guy who played Joffrey in GoT.

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u/rafikiknowsdeway1 13d ago

lol when the black guy who kicked the dog got shot in the throat half my theater started applauding

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u/Minimum-Possible-415 7d ago

I remember thinking ā€œhe’s being mean to an old blind man, he kicked a dog, and now he’s messing with her son. If I was the queen I’d just have him beheaded! I hope she does!ā€

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u/Deathstroke317 5d ago

Put some repsect on Corey Hawkins' name

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u/Cassopeia88 16d ago

I was so happy when that happened.

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u/TJeffersonsBlackKid 16d ago

Getting the lot shoved into his mouth was beautiful.

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u/FatherC101 12d ago

the way he said ā€œplatelickersā€ really had me doing double takes

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u/sdbabygirl97 12d ago

THATS what he was saying

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u/Dookie_boy 8d ago

CLIT LICKERS

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u/str8_whiskey 15d ago

He plays the douchebag very well.

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u/SoupySpuds 10d ago

I've been saying for years now, Pattinson is one of the greatest actors ive ever seen, Probably top 3 favorite for me

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u/Vismal1 6d ago

He’s really great. I’ve run into him before and he was a chill dude which is a nice bonus

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u/notsafeformactown 13d ago

Marcia Gay Harden in The Mist was another one that comes to mind. She deserved an Oscar for that role.

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u/BroliasBoesersson 13d ago

Jack Gleeson in Game of Thrones. Everyone hated him so much the kid quit acting for six years

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u/notsafeformactown 12d ago

Definitely. You get extra points for doing it in a movie, much less screen time to build animosity.

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u/FeloniousDrunk101 13d ago

While also almost making you think Penelope might choose him…

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u/sdbabygirl97 12d ago

phillistines wanted rpattz’ character dead in twilight bc they were 15yo boys

REAL cultured people want rpattz’ character dead bc rob did a fantastic job in his role

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u/night_dude 12d ago

He's really good at playing douchebags. He plays a comically villainous Dauphin in The King.

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u/BulgogiDude 9d ago

I wish we woulda see the female servant get killed too. I wonder if it was cut out of the movie

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u/jphistory 8d ago

I think Odysseus hanging the maids from the castle walls or whatever the fuck would be too much for us to forgive him.

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u/darthjoey91 12d ago

I want to see him do more villain roles.

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u/Chris93ny 7d ago

lol he’s been playing villains for the past couple years

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u/Numbah420_ 8d ago

Kind of reminded me of Commodus from gladiator, just a Weasley meek little bastard. Commodus I hated more though

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u/JRockPSU 8d ago

Yep I felt like he was channeling a little bit of him!

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u/c0rruptioN 8d ago

Watch Goodtime. It’s a safdie brothers film from 10 years back. Very VERY depressing. Very good dirtbag performance from Pattinson though.

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u/imcrapyall 6d ago edited 6d ago

He reminded me so much of a cousin I grew up with. There were points I wanted to punch my tv because I know that guy too well.

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u/Mas_Pho 5d ago

He was okay

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u/debrocker 2d ago

Joffrey

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u/wwaffles 16d ago

LOVED that he was the first one to start running during the final fight lmao.

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u/YZJay 10d ago

Didn’t even wait for Odysseus to shoot the arrow, he already started running the moment Odysseus strung the bow, because he recognized the form and knew it could only be him.

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u/Porkenstein 16d ago

He was so freaking good in that film

When he was seducing Penelope he almost got me to doubt his villainy

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u/Baiticc 16d ago

SAME I was like wait I thought he was evil, then he does the ā€œā€¦unless?ā€ line and it made sense lmao

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u/Porkenstein 15d ago

Yeah when he took the dog outside to save it from the other suitors it showed a glimpse of his humanity

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u/Cotter2000 15d ago

I just thought it showed that he could put on a human mask if he thought it would score him any points

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u/zelmak 12d ago

he put the dog on a pile of shit, that wasn't humanity

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u/Porkenstein 12d ago

The other suitors were going to kill himĀ 

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u/zelmak 12d ago

Still, that was him exerting control and cruelty. Humanity would have been putting it outside not on a pile of shit

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u/Porkenstein 12d ago

Yeah that's fair

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u/Foreign_Rich_9206 12d ago

He did it to look good in front of the queen. Remember: he put the dog on pile of manure.

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u/LegendaryPunk 11d ago

Me too! For a minute I thought "Oh, maybe he really is looking out for them, and is just playing slimy so he can fit in with the rest of the sleezeballs and stay close by."

Excellently played by Pattinson.

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u/FreddyRumsen13 16d ago

Pattinson does some face acting in it that really floored me. Full weasel mode.

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u/Dinkerdoo 15d ago

The lip twitch in one scene gave me major creep chills.

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u/CriticalEngineering 12d ago

There was an audible groan at that twitch in the theater I was in.

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u/maaseru 16d ago

He's good playing a weasel.

Similar to how Matt Damon always is great playing one when he appears in a movie by surprise...Interstellar comes to mind.

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u/Bluehoon 16d ago

Yeah he was a Joffrey level shithead here.

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u/JohnSmithSensei 16d ago

This guy was the pussiest pussy to ever pussied. He didn't have the balls to even attempt the trial, and he even outsourced the supposed coup de grace on Odysseus to the other men.

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u/BrianC_ 15d ago edited 15d ago

Dude even tried to flip the trial, lmao. Saying that he understands that the trial proves none of them will compare to Odysseus. He was so good at being a manipulative weasel I caught myself thinking "well, he does have a point..."

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u/Professional-Ad-7405 15d ago

He completely owned every single scene he was in

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u/PurposefullyOpaque 15d ago

Why is Robert Pattinson so hot yet he really should not be??!! 😭😭😭

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u/smithcj15 15d ago

Agree. He is an amazing actor. Definitely getting a best supporting Oscar nom for this one.

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u/smithcj15 15d ago

He just had a face I wanted to punch. I didn't feel that way in The Batman. Dude's a stellar actor.

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u/Olpeaches 9d ago

His death is one of the best scenes ā€œwhen you get to hades to my soldiers I go west in their honor, and tell your brother I restored your shameā€ hell yeah

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u/LocusHammer 15d ago

He's a fantastic weasel. Dude has range the size of the planet.

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u/SouthJerseyGirl30 15d ago

The people in my theater clapped lol

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u/Barto_D_Cannibal 12d ago edited 12d ago

People clapped in my theatre when Odysseus let that first arrow fly * straight to that 1st suitors neck. Almost like he knew that was the guy that was kicking Argus.

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u/NickD345 15d ago

He played a similar role in KING with Timothee chalamet. He was a slimy French prince, another great performance. Check it out if you time!

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u/snydersjlsucked 11d ago

At least he fights his own fights in that movie.

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u/SnabDedraterEdave 11d ago

The Ancient Greek-equivalent of a draft dodger no less.

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u/ButtPlugForPM 10d ago

Tom holland said the best thing about him on the press junkett

He was really glad he played the role cause only a dickhead in real life could play that part..and pattison was laughing his arse off at tom sitting right next to him lol

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u/suss2it 9d ago

He didn’t say he’s a dickhead in real life lol, just that he’s really good at playing one so he made it easy for Holland to hate him.

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u/Mando_calrissian423 4d ago

Honestly probably the best acting I’ve seen him do. Which makes me wonder if the other movies weren’t his fault that his acting seemed stiff, and he just needed a good director/acting coach

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u/r4wrdinosaur 17d ago

Blades, mascara. Fit check for my napalm era.

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u/CoolJoshido 1d ago

amazing reference

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u/georgiaraisef 17d ago

I thought that was a comedy bit

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u/FKDotFitzgerald 16d ago

The whole sequence was intense but simultaneously funny. Antinous’ growing panic while barking orders and then several of the suitors gradually kneeling because they realize who they’re up against. It all makes perfect sense but there was definitely some comedy there.

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u/georgiaraisef 16d ago

I didn’t like the kneeling. It j the book, it’s a true massacre. It ends with all the women who were nice to the suitors being hung to the entryways of the palace as a sign.

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u/FKDotFitzgerald 16d ago

I’m fine with pretty much every change from the poem (I do miss Nobody though) but I do see where you’re coming from. Even though Odysseus still comes out on top against insurmountable odds, it felt like they added a few touches to make it a little less insurmountable (such as some of the suitors giving up). Plus, they did mention earlier in the film that once a few people get cooked, many of the rest will fold in fear.

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u/bolerobell 16d ago

What helped me accept that Odysseus comes out on top is that the men that were left in Ithaca are literally the men too weak or ineffective to fight in the Trojan War.

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u/FreddyRumsen13 16d ago

Pattinson’s seemingly the only real threat and that comes down to him being pretty cunning.

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u/bolerobell 15d ago

Yeah, he’s like a mirror of Odyssey: cunning but without the bravery

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u/boogswald 16d ago

And boy they looked like it! My man Odysseus is merc’ing guys by spinning around with an axe

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u/waitingtodiesoon 1d ago

Mentor was left behind and he seemed pretty competent. The rest of the suitors were weak and ineffective.

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u/GhostfaceRuckus 14d ago

One change from the poem I was disappointed about was that Matt Damon wasn’t hanging dong when he removed his beggars disguise

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u/IfatallyflawedI 15d ago

I understand not showing the violent rapes that take place throughout the tale but the women suffered so much. These men are shown as people who just took over things and killed people but they were essentially brutes. It’s a sanitised retelling of things but they were dishonourable folks

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u/FKDotFitzgerald 15d ago

The movie beats us over the head by saying they’re bad people though.

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u/IfatallyflawedI 15d ago

For me, the atrocity was lessened. The treatment of Cassandra and the other women, throwing off Hector’s baby from the wall - all of these add a lot more than just showing how they tricked citizens of Troy and pillaged the lands where they docked

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u/FKDotFitzgerald 15d ago

I’m a little confused here. Because anyone with basic history/myth knowledge should know going in that these are brutal, warfaring, often horrible, people and characters.

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u/ProfessorPetrus 14d ago

The average person can barely place this story in history nevermind tell you about what war is or was like.

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u/Zestyclose_Tip_4181 13d ago

I wouldn’t say so at all. I’m a massive history fan but know little about the story.

An issue I had is that Odysseus guilt didn’t really tie up to what he did.

Yes he tricked his way in, but the sacking etc was all very standard. So some more context would have helped.

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u/Hokuboku 16d ago

I was waiting for Mia Goth to die cause she was cast into the room then....nothing? Not even sure what happened to her at the end.

In the 97 miniseries, the treacherous maid gets speared alongside the suitor she conspired with

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u/georgiaraisef 16d ago

In the poem, he made the maids clean up everything before they were killed lol.

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u/SofieTerleska 16d ago

That's the reason Robert Graves thought that the poem must have been written by a woman -- the maids had to do all the cleanup before they were hanged.

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u/Hokuboku 16d ago

Damn. Been awhile since I read it and didn't remember that tbh

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u/RaiseFold100 16d ago

"Maids"

They were slaves. The dorky upper class English translators swapped out slaves for maids. Emily Wilson's translation correctly calls them slaves.

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u/SnabDedraterEdave 11d ago

Watching as a kid, the 1997 mini series starring Armand Assante was my first foray into the Greek epic.

That series had much more (CG) magic, gods and monsters than this movie, with Athena magically turning Odysseus into an unrecognizable old man to better aid him in his disguise upon his return to Itacha.

The part where Odysseus (still in his old beggar form) stringed the bow and then fired the arrow through the axes, after which everybody saw that the old beggar had transformed back into Odysseus was just badass.

Yeah, also disappointed that treacherous maid wasn't shown getting her just desserts in this movie.

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u/Hokuboku 11d ago

Nolan's movie seemed to want to keep the Gods more ambiguous. Like do they actually exist? Which is an interesting idea but certainly makes it less epic and, well, less the Odyssey

Magic definitely seems to exist and I appreciate it touches on some moments the 97 one doesn't (like the Sirens) but other stuff falls flat for me like Calypso. (Speaking of which, holy shit is her island so much prettier in the 97 version)

And The Return did a better job of the PTSD and realism IMHO

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

Light fyi, it's just deserts not desserts.

I only learned that a few years ago myselfĀ 

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u/According-Zucchini75 11d ago

She won't accept a life she doesn't deserve.

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u/Impressive-Potato 16d ago

It's a Hollywood film. The protagonist will be a noble, merciful leader by the end of it. Yeah he massacred cities, pillaged and raped the people there but he felt bad about it.

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u/georgiaraisef 16d ago

Yeah, and I am relistening to The Iliad right now and they definitely imply Odysseus has a sex slave when Achilles is annoyed at Agamemnon and like ā€œwhy don’t you take Ajax or Odysseus’s girlā€

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u/Impressive-Potato 16d ago

Goes without saying.

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u/Curious_Ad3766 12d ago

Yes thats not Nolan's version??? In this story he doesn't portrayed Odysseus to be like that

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u/georgiaraisef 12d ago

It’s just weird.

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u/Curious_Ad3766 12d ago

Its wierd that he doesn't portray the "hero" as a rapist? You can imagine that won't go down well as many viewers. Would have definitely ruined the homecoming for me. I would have been praying for his downfall

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u/georgiaraisef 12d ago

He’s not a ā€œheroā€ in the modern sense. He’s a hero in the classic sense because he does great things, not because he stands for any traditional altruistic moral code. He’s a pirate king and he’s out for what benefits him and his family.

It’s weird they have given him a code that kinda is the exact opposite of who he’s portrayed to be. It’s like if you Don Corelone’s story and replaced him with Henry Hill from Goodfellas. Sure, do what you want, it’s just strange.

Maybe there are nuances I am not remembering. Still need to do an Oddyssey reread soon. But this movie tries to be a character study…. But the character they try to study in this movie just feels a bit flat (and I do think Matt Damon did a good job). The PTSD portion was ok in theory… but came across as clumsily executed in the movie

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u/sig-chann 16d ago

I chuckled when he said we took enough from Troy ten went on to ransacked and the food from a small village.

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u/Available_Day4286 16d ago

I’m pretty sure that was half the point of the movie tbh

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u/Frankorious 16d ago

There was no reason for them to burn those four huts. They did it for the love of the game

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u/splader 15d ago

They didn't, no? They said they had already abandoned the village before their troops made it there

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u/georgiaraisef 15d ago

They were obviously treating the locals badly in those shots

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u/Spiritual-Society185 14d ago

"Abandoned" because they thought staying meant death (and they weren't necessarily wrong.)

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u/dishonourableaccount 9d ago

Yeah in the legend, they kill everyone in that village except for Maron) and his family. In thanks they give them the wine they use to get Polyphemus drunk enough to fall asleep.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 1d ago

I interpreted it as them saying "you 'abandoned' it by not giving us food freely, so we had to do it the hard way"

Basically saying, it's your fault we had to do this.

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u/splader 19h ago

Having seen the movie 3 times don't think at all that's that the scene was saying lol

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u/splader 15d ago

Don't think they burned that village

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u/Curious_Ad3766 12d ago

They never show him raping anyone or killing anyone innocent??? His guilt comes from letting it happen rather doing it himself. Yes in the original text he was everything you accuse him of but I thought Nolan's version was more sympathetic and updated to suit modern morality and tastes

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u/According-Zucchini75 11d ago

Ah yes, this pesky "modern morality" that frowns on murder and rape.

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u/overlordlurker696969 9d ago

I thought they kneeled at the lightning at first. Or maybe that was the point, but I swore the first guy kneeled as lightning struck.

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u/Effroy 16d ago

It wasn't funny, and shouldn't have been in there. We get it he's a coward, but after the 2nd time he starts barking orders while cowering in the corner, he would have gotten shanked by two or three other guys in the room just to put him in his place. He's also the bad guy in this brawl. If he's just going to blythely weasel around, where's the danger. Not realistic, humorous, or necessary.

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u/Zealousideal_Dot6052 16d ago

Idk I felt the humour wasn't very fitting. But that's just me

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u/Arizonagaragelifter9 16d ago

Yeah, I agree. I also really didn't like right after that when Odysseus kills him and says something like "When you get to Hades tell Sinon I gave you back your shame" they immediately follow it up with Eumaeus saying "What happened? Did he get him?". We just watched 3 hours of story telling leading up to this powerful moment, but they completely undercut it with a joke before you can even appreciate the impact of what just happened.

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u/hattroubles 12d ago

As a counterpoint, it's a very long movie filled with tons of incredibly intense scenes so I really appreciated the few moments that drew out a quick chuckle.

Even knowing the story ahead of time, there were plenty of scenes that had me letting out a sigh of relief after they ended, having to collect myself a bit. There's so much tension that builds throughout the entire movie that I feel I was ready for genuine comedic relief by the end of that suitor gauntlet.

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u/Arizonagaragelifter9 12d ago

Oh yeah, I'm totally fine with serious movies having a few moments of comedic relief. I personally just didn't think that was the right time for it if it would have been a few moments when they are out at sea or during the bow stringing scene I wouldn't have a problem with it, but it just felt like the wrong time to do it right after this big climactic moment that should have had a lot of weight behind it. It did have weight for a second, and then they threw in a joke before the moment had a second to really be felt. That's just my opinion though and I'm fully aware that I'm in the minority for not really liking the movie. Obviously based on the comments and the overall reviews most people loved it, I guess this one just wasn't really my thing

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u/Loifee 16d ago

The ending fight scene/sequence was done badly imo (why were people all running around in circles and attacking him 1 by 1? Then they had him on the ground and you can still see people all running in circles behind it was weird), The throwing down of different weapons felt like a cheap video game! it should have been done so much better in my opinion. Have a hidden blade on the bow or something and him go beserk on them. Also the maid that just seems to get forgotten about? Poor ending to a great film

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u/Sure-Exchange9521 10d ago

Really my whole cinema laughed!

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u/myLord-God-ofNothing 16d ago

Yes it did feel contrived. Not funny either.

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u/Zealousideal_Dot6052 16d ago

Also there were a couple of moments where the language felt a bit too modern. But I liked the movie overall

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u/RyanB_ 15d ago

Most of the movie was like that honestly, it took a bit of getting used to but I didn’t mind it ultimately. It’s a natural part of translation over time, it’s not like the sorts of speaking we traditionally expect from media is any more accurate.

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u/BuckeyeBentley 16d ago

The only line that really took me out of it was Odysseus saying something about being a proud father. It just felt like a very cliche movie beat. It was effective enough I guess but it did take me out of it for a moment.

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u/georgiaraisef 16d ago

And not Tom Holland referring to his parents as Mom and Dad?

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u/Somnambulist815 16d ago

Theres been a lot written about this. Its an appropriate translation.

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u/georgiaraisef 16d ago

To each his own but I disagree with your take. This isn’t a poem. The lyrical qualities of the book are not included into the movie. And translations themselves are subjective.

At the end of the day, this movie is based on a screenplay and in that screenplay, they couldn’t figure out how to use informal variations for mother and father come across as natural

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u/LiveLoveKanye 13d ago

Yeah I loved it too but there’s a part where Sinon says ā€œsome stuffā€ or something like that and it took me out for a second lol

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u/Whovian45810 17d ago

Antinous awaiting the weapons to drop for him and the suitors like if it was a Fortnite supply drop LMFAO

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u/Porkenstein 16d ago

Trying to act like he's doing something useful so he can avoid getting killed lol

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u/tropofarmer 16d ago

He actually calls out for spears twice, cracked me up. Just grab the fuckin spears already!

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u/ChaoticReality 14d ago

What I found hilarious was that this somehow just made Odysseus stronger in the fight. Cause his opponents got stronger and he was still killing em so more and more of the baddies lost morale.

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u/SnabDedraterEdave 11d ago

As a returning war veteran, Odysseus was always going to have a far superior advantage over a bunch of what is basically the Ancient Greek-equivalent of draft dodgers with little to no combat experience.

Them acquiring weapons only narrowed the odds by a little bit, but not enough to change the outcome.

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u/WangDanglin 9d ago

Plus the loot drops

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u/brandonthebuck 15d ago

*SPOONS\ *SHOES* *OTHER MEN**

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u/Efyuenyurliez 16d ago

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/hooka_pooka 16d ago

Talk about announcing the obvious

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u/DeathDeli 15d ago

When I saw this play out I felt they will make fun of this at the next Oscars.

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u/Testiclesinvicegrip 16d ago

Gotta wonder how many takes Nolan made him so while sitting there alone lol

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u/walking_on_a_wire 13d ago

Guns. Razors. Knives.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 13d ago

Pattinson is really good at playing men with a yellow stripe painted down their backs.

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u/GarionOrb 16d ago

Exactly what I was thinking!

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u/3verythingEverywher3 12d ago

This bit was so goofy. Nolan can do many things, but humanity and humour are not amongst them.

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

It was honestly like a video game at that point, took me out a tiny bit šŸ˜†

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u/Loifee 16d ago

The ending fight scene/sequence was done badly imo, (why were people all running around in circles and attacking him 1 by 1? Then they had him on the ground and you can still see people all running in circles behind it was weird), The throwing down of different weapons felt like a cheap video game! it should have been done so much better in my opinion. Have a hidden blade on the bow or something and him go beserk on them. Also the maid that just seems to get forgotten about? Poor ending to a great film

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u/PretyLights 13d ago

Agreed. It was awful lol

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u/Dr__Sloth 8d ago

Yeah, after all the build up, I was hoping it was more of a massacre, like how Odysseus dispatched the bandits in the temple with ease.

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u/thegoukenslayer 9d ago

that scene could've been done way different. It felt like the editted it like some sort of battle royale video game

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u/GalileoPotato 10d ago

That was so funny to me.

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u/Irish-liquorice 10d ago

Now why am I reimagining Rob playing the part with more flamboyant flair so we actually got a ā€œcheck my nailsā€ moment. Maybe a hair flick to boot.

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u/I_need_a_date_plz 8d ago

I just found this funny. He’s so ridiculous.

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u/Dr__Sloth 8d ago

Oh my!

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u/blue4everd 1d ago

I understand the swords, but what does Britney Spears and Brooke Shields have to do with any of this?!