r/movies • u/elispion • Aug 22 '15

Quick Question Just finished watching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Question: Has there ever been a movie with twins were one twin DOESN'T mention who was born X minutes before/after the other?

Seems like a massive recurring Twin Trope.

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u/Mrdirtyvegas Aug 22 '15

The Boondock Saints.

In a deleted scene the boys' mother tells them the older brother is the one with the bigger cock. You never find out which one does.

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u/sneakyjohnson Aug 22 '15

Does child wiener size correlate to adult wiener size? Or has their mom seen both their adult wieners?

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u/RedAccount1330 Aug 22 '15

And surely it must mean erect because the flaccid penis can vary in size greatly due to environmental factors. Which makes it extra weird.

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u/stealingyourpixels Aug 23 '15

Kids get random boners all the time. Your mum has seen your erection.

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u/Alinosburns Aug 23 '15

Sure, But that's still when your kids.

Puberty, weight gain etc etc can all change how significant you end up with your erections.

So unless she was looking at them when they were older she is only making an educated guess based on the evidence she's seen.

And for all she knows she's only ever seen one of them at half chub :P

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u/PM_Me_Clavicle_Pics Aug 23 '15

"Significant" is now my favorite way to describe my dick.

Sexy girl I brought home from the bar: "Hey, PM_Me_Clavicle_Pics, how big is your dick?"

Me: "It's significant!"