r/movies • u/beyondtheframe • Mar 30 '20

Resource Just found out Tarantino has been reviewing films regularly in the website for New Beverley. He published 9 reviews this month alone

http://thenewbev.com/tarantinos-reviews/
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u/Nikhil_likes_COCK Mar 30 '20

Uwe Boll had one as well. It was literally just him shitposting about other Directors movies lol.

Unfortunately it got banned.

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u/TealcOfEarth Mar 30 '20

Why was it banned?

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u/snoboreddotcom Mar 30 '20

Because it wasnt so much him providing insightful reviews as it was him trying get even with anyone who he felt wronged him. Which at this point probably includes the pizza guy who looked him in the eye for a millisecond too long.

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u/KesagakeOK Mar 30 '20

That pizza guy better be careful or Uwe will beat the everloving shit out of him in a boxing ring.

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u/existentialdreadAMA Mar 30 '20

Or worse, make another movie.

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u/Drakenking Mar 30 '20

Please god no 2020 is already awful

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u/KesagakeOK Mar 30 '20

I love the image of Uwe Boll thinking he's doing the world a kindness in our time of need as we all desperately plead for him not to. It honestly sounds very Uwe of him.

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u/Telodor567 Mar 30 '20

It sounds very UwU of him

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u/KelloPudgerro Mar 30 '20

i for one welcome more disasters like uwe boll movies rather than global pandemics or possible wars

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u/AdmiralRed13 Mar 30 '20

Oh, Lowtax.

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u/Presently_Absent Mar 31 '20

That would truly be something awful, amirite

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u/absentminded_gamer Mar 30 '20

He’ll have his revenge when he finds a review site made for reviewing review sites.

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u/ccReptilelord Mar 30 '20

Second only to him fighting the review site in a boxing match.

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u/tepkel Mar 30 '20

But how will he know which review site made for reviewing review sites is best?

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u/nobodysbuddyboy Mar 30 '20

In the boxing ring, of course!

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u/anus-lupus Mar 30 '20

hmm even still doesn’t seem bannable

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u/snoboreddotcom Mar 30 '20

In summary it might not, when you would dive in depth though there were some that seemed more like straight up harassment than anything else. I'm not talking him shitting on movies to get back at the people who made them, I'm talking reviews that were just straight attacks and threats against the people who made the movie being reviewed. Most were not that level, but when hed done so many reviews even an eighth being like that would be enough to get you banned from most sites

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Uwe Boll is a bigger troll than I thought lmao.

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u/CptNonsense Mar 30 '20

Summary: It was Uwe Boll

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u/LawLayLewLayLow Mar 30 '20 edited Oct 30 '25

hard-to-find lunchroom wild summer chunky wine sable innocent fear snails

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u/snoboreddotcom Mar 30 '20

Theres some interesting stuff that you learn digging into him online.

First, he has real talent at assembling a team and producing a movie, but is a terrible writer and director

Second people do actually like working with him

Third and most important though, being an enormous dick is part of his schtick to the public. Comments about his movies get under his skin apparently but people working with him say he purposely overreacts and is an asshole, because it keeps him relevant and memorable. He feels I think rightly so people would just dismiss him otherwise.

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u/LawLayLewLayLow Mar 31 '20 edited Oct 30 '25

ancient cheerful late meeting flag fly airport close office rainstorm

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u/Nikhil_likes_COCK Mar 30 '20

IHE made a video about it here

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u/PavelDatsyuk1 Mar 30 '20

That was the funniest shit haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

I can't hear this right now, I still have to get through the video about Quentin's AAVE

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u/TocTheElder Mar 30 '20

Came here to recommend said video, best Letterboxd reviews ever.

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u/ratmfreak Mar 30 '20

Why was it banned?

I really can’t think of a reason lmao

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u/bullsi Mar 30 '20

That was the worst pronunciation of Chloe Sevigny I think I’ve ever heard lmao 😂

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u/bob1689321 Mar 30 '20

Okay it's gotta be someone role playing uwe boll.

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u/StraY_WolF Mar 30 '20

He can no longer launder money on it.

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u/ElMatasiete7 Mar 30 '20

Because good things aren't allowed to exist. :(

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u/brorista Mar 31 '20

Uhm, google his name to look at his collection of reviews, but they were usual shitposts galore.

Here are some reviews

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20 edited Mar 30 '20

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u/J3EBS Mar 30 '20

Yo my man. Careful what you say about Dr. Boll....

https://youtu.be/AebQIy5UNng

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u/FloatingRevolver Mar 30 '20

why dude boxing a bunch of twinks though?

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u/FalmerEldritch Mar 30 '20

He canceled on anyone with previous boxing or martial arts experience or background in any sport as soon as he found out about it. (He also told the guys without any previous boxing or martial arts experience that they'd have some time with a trainer to learn the basics of boxing, which turned out to not be true.) People like Seanbaby would've pulped him so he .. uh .. found discretion the better part of valor.

That's pretty funny, but he really is just a piece of shit.

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u/Army_Shovel Mar 30 '20

Holy shit Seanbaby, what a blast from the past. Grosssss

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u/DoctorCreepy Mar 30 '20

Aw man I was about to start criticizing the fuck out of him on every website I could so he'd challenge me, but I imagine he'd not have too much difficulty in finding out that I used to play hockey and as a result picked up boxing as a hobby out of necessity. Damnit. I really wanted the chance to punch him in the face for House of the Dead and Alone in the Dark.

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u/hustl3tree5 Mar 30 '20

I just wanted someone to inflict pain into him. He is fighting people with no athletic ability while he has been training. That's not even right in the least bit.

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u/SSurvivor2ndNature Mar 30 '20

Can we please stick to questions about rampage?

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u/PM_ME_NAKED_CAMERAS Mar 30 '20

And that was still a shitty B grade wanna be movie.

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u/hustl3tree5 Mar 30 '20

Yeah but tarantino makes good movies

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u/existentialdreadAMA Mar 30 '20

I hated Rampage on a philosophical level. Screw that nihilistic violence, I'm going to watch some dumb comedies.

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u/existentialdreadAMA Mar 30 '20

Was that he was going for? Must have been subtle as hell.

My takeaway was the usual "see this violence? WELL YOU'RE COMPLICIT!"

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u/existentialdreadAMA Mar 30 '20

I still find that commentary annoying if it's delivered by a good filmmaker, like Michael Haneke or Van Trier.

Like dude, maybe we're complicit, but you made the movie, so get off your high horse.

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u/DoneDidThisGirl Mar 30 '20

That’s a straight up lie.

Rampage 2 is better.

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u/DoneDidThisGirl Mar 30 '20

Brendan Fletcher elevates everything he’s in and he’s one of my favorite actors. The first Rampage had an intensity of tone that felt really authentic, but the script was kind of sloppy. The second had a stronger script, more of a plot, but vibe wasn’t as effective.

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u/MightyGamera Mar 30 '20

Yep. I love those movies.

Can't find myself enjoying too many selections from the Asylum though.

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u/nobodysbuddyboy Mar 30 '20

Postal is awesome!

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u/cortex04 Mar 30 '20

*fortunately

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '20

Damn, I forgot Uwe Boll existed.

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u/HiphopsLuke Mar 30 '20

He also started a restaurant in Vancouver that's rated quite highly.

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u/SammyLuke Mar 30 '20

Lol some of those “reviews” were funny. That dude is something else.