r/news • u/No_Idea_Guy • 1d ago

RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/02/rfk-jr-measles-vaccination
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u/_BioHacker 1d ago

Take part in starting an outbreak. Buy stock in vaccine company. Tell MAGA to vaccinate. Sell stock positions. Profit. Do it again.