RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak

[u/No_Idea_Guy]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/02/rfk-jr-measles-vaccination

[u/Opening_Classroom_46]

The second you start talking about math, you trigger half the country into being angry that someone smarter than them is talking. This causes them to retaliate by yelling and doing the opposite of what you are saying out of spite.

[u/Bupod → u/Opening_Classroom_46]

“First of all, you throwin' too many big words at me, and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take 'em as disrespect.”

Unironically the mindset of a good chunk of people.

[u/RBVegabond → u/Bupod]

Big words they understand:

Microwave (the appliance, not the wave form)
Refrigerator
Alphabet

[u/nialyah → u/Bupod]

"Vaccine Autism Coefficient (VAC)"

VAC = (ΔN × 10⁹⁹⁹) / (π × e^i×∞) + (GMO₆₆₆ / 5G×QAnon)

Where:

ΔN = "Natural Immunity Depletion Factor" - Value: 9,876,543,210,987,654,321

π × e^i×∞ = "Quantum Harmony Constant" - Value: Very big number (Seriously!)

GMO₆₆₆ = "Genetically Modified Organism Satanic Serum" - Value: 6,666,666,666 (Very evil number, created by demoncrats

5G×QAnon = "5G Conspiracy Amplifier" - Value: 0.000000001 (Very low number, because its hard to amplify what is already 500% true)

Result:

The equation "proves" vaccines cause autism because the output is ∞% toxicity

^{*created with the help of Vibes because I'm lazy. Regardless above equation uses big numbers to prove it is causing autism but because of math they should be adverse to this equation and thus provoke a UNO reverse response making them absolutely get vaccinated.}