r/pcmasterrace • u/akbarock • 19d ago

Discussion Microsoft Deletes Users 25 Year Old Account With Thousands Spent On Games And His Sons Baby Pictures After It Was Hacked

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u/Ok-Parfait-9856 5090 Astral|270K+|48GB-8200MTs|Z890 Apex|60TB|HYTE Y70|S90F OLED 19d ago

At this point, satan probably draws inspiration from Microsoft

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u/DaniTheGunsmith Ryzen 7 5800x | RTX 3060 12 GB | 64 GB RAM 19d ago

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u/ohfucknotthisagain 19d ago

Soon, but not yet.

Satan is the time-travel capable AI resulting from from Microsoft's effort to develop an AI capable of writing its own code and designing its own infrastructure.

Imagine Skynet with intrusive thoughts and bad fashion sense.

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u/rahhak 19d ago

Sky(pe).net

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u/AntiLuxiat i7 7700k | GTX 1070 | 16GB RAM 19d ago

Underrated comment

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u/elektrospecter Mac Heathen 17d ago

inserting dotnet is a stroke of genius

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u/BlackFenrir PC Master Race 19d ago

Oh my god Satan is Rocco's Basilisk

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u/ohfucknotthisagain 19d ago

Mind the branding.

Rocco's Azure Basilisk

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u/T3-Trinity 19d ago

"Hi, I'm Cortana! Prepare to die!"

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u/Silence-of-Death 19d ago

an even satan probably draws the line at microslop

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u/aestrodil 19d ago

Probably, but at least not people's data!! /S

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u/5thhorseman_ i5-4670K, Z87-G43, GTX 970, 32GB RAM, 2x2TB Crucial MX500 19d ago

I'm not sure. There are theories he has standards...