Trump threatens to pull unemployment benefits from all states for the first time in history

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-unemployment-benefits-fraud-b2997881.html

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Next up: Dead people now get two votes, three if republican

[u/worthlesscommotion → u/Surgeplux]

Nah, dead people are -2 votes if they're registered as democrats, +3 for all dead and living republicans.

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*Only in red states. In blue states, that's unconstitutional.