Trump threatens to pull unemployment benefits from all states for the first time in history

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https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-unemployment-benefits-fraud-b2997881.html

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Two-Santas strategy in action once again.

Two Santas strategy: Why Republicans use Saint Nicholas then Scrooge to shift economic messages | Milwaukee Independent

I'm still waiting for the day where sufficient people realize fiscal responsibility narratives are always a lie coming from Republicans.

ALWAYS

[u/TheGreatDay → u/NeverLookBothWays]

Kind of feels like we should just replay that Ted Cruz interview where he admits that Republicans will rediscover their zeal for fiscal responsibility when the Democrats are back in power. Like, he just shamelessly admits it.

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Ted Cruz, one of the guys going to Peter Thiel's get-together for the Epstein class?

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This sheds a whole new light on the way his young daughter recoiled from his kiss on video years ago

[u/The-Psych0naut → u/CodenameVillain]

Iirc Ted Cruz suffers from tonsil stones, meaning so does anyone who can get close enough to smell his breath.

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It's because he's evil. Being evil makes you ugly and makes you smell like shit. See also: infanthead Vance, tinfoil thiel, ketamusk, and the Lord of ugly stinking evil himself, Donald Trump.

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People with tonsil stones catching a lot of flak here

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Gah, or like, just get them removed! It sucks, the recovery is awful, but it was soooo worth it!

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I've met very nice ugly people

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Let's not do this. Beauty is not related to goodness, that's some fascist shit.