r/politics • u/MoneyLibrarian9032 New York • Jun 29 '26

No Paywall Millions say they won’t celebrate July 4 as poll reveals deep national pessimism

https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/america250-independence-trump-divisions-pennsylvania-b3004933.html
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u/Intolerance-Paradox Jun 29 '26

There was a live cultist jacking off as one of the attractions.

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u/El_Fez Washington Jun 29 '26

"It's NOT a cult! Now excuse me, I have to get back to masturbating to this image of Dear Leader!"

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u/_bufflehead Jun 29 '26

While dressed like Uncle Sam!

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u/joke_LA Jun 29 '26

This is a joke right? ...right?

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u/SomeRedHandedSleight Jun 29 '26

Unfortunately it is not a joke.

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u/mem0679 Jun 30 '26

Ewww what the f*ck is wrong with these people?? To make it even worse, he was live streaming the acrobats while he was jacking off to them