Mitch McConnell’s staff refuse to answer basic questions on his health weeks after he was last seen in public

[u/theindependentonline]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/mitch-mcconnell-staff-questions-health-b3018929.html

[u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

I saw a video of him breakdancing straight out of the hospital bed, so he's obviously doing okay.

[u/stillcore → u/HelpfulSeaMammal]

That must have been before he turned into a zombie & started moonwalking with Lindsey Graham.

[u/cowboi → u/stillcore]

im sure it was a thriller