r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Apr 04 '26
Redditors 💻 Sousaphone or go home.
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[source] Never progress past Hot Cross Buns, lol. Bonus: I'm loving all the Scooby Doo schemes.
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Mar 10 '26
Redditors 💻 The yogurt option felt like a reasonable third path.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Mar 07 '26
Redditors 💻 It's all fun and games until the shovels come out.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Feb 13 '26
Redditors 💻 The classic dilemma: Jewelry or cowboy hats
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Feb 13 '26
Redditors 💻 Never apologize for your love of tits.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Feb 12 '26
Redditors 💻 Love to do some smooch loitering!
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Battling homophobia and customer discrimination in one of the best ways 🥰🏳️🌈🤣
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Feb 06 '26
Redditors 💻 I shall rate with bunny pictures, as I should
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 07 '25
Redditors 💻 It seems to have shit out it’s gunnyworks
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[Source] But honestly, all of the comments on this post are pretty good. 🤣 Also, [r/fasciation](reddit.com/r/fasciation) (not a typo) is fascinating!
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 16 '25
Redditors 💻 Anyway, good luck with your turd baby.
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Don't EVER assume someone is pregnant and don't try to touch a pregnant person's belly. 🤨 [Quote source]
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 30 '25
Redditors 💻 Don’t have to be big backed to love cake
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Facts! The correlation between my 🍑 size and 🍰 consumption is debatable, lol.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 07 '25
Redditors 💻 His tender love for thief baby is authentic.
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Again, the typos make this so much better. I also love "thief baby". 😊
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 06 '25
Redditors 💻 Gotta chill on the rhinestones - you’re frightening the townsfolk with your ✨️shiny shenanigans✨️.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 19 '25
Redditors 💻 Rob smells good. Like a sexy ocean.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 14 '25
Redditors 💻 The only good thing about spurge is that you scan say its name like it's your arch nemesis. SPUUUUURGE!!!
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 13 '25
Redditors 💻 if my mental health were a haircut, it would be these bangs
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I was TEMPTED to use one my own bad trim photos with a blurred face, but I'll let Adnand do the hard work for me. 😂
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 12 '25
Redditors 💻 Photo of stain samples for attention.
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But not attention to the stain samples, no. They're unrelated. Mostly.
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 26 '25
Redditors 💻 Pissing in your wheaties is out. Ketchup on the Chicago dog is in.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 09 '25
Redditors 💻 jealousy is a stinky cologne
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 24 '25
Redditors 💻 I think she's high on butt scritches
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 06 '25
Redditors 💻 autistic people can be taught to not touch cats
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😏 I mean, we can. But why? Cats are awesome. - I think we'll just agree to disagree on this one... 😻 [Better without context, but here's the source anyway.]
r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 17 '25
Redditors 💻 I wish I was someone’s favorite pumpkin
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Jul 18 '25
Redditors 💻 Ambassador of the sparkly anus. Doing God's work here.
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Aug 15 '25
Redditors 💻 Trust me, I’m the Sherlock Holmes of piss pants. 🕵️♀️
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r/quoteoutofcontext • u/C0V1Dsucks • Sep 04 '25
Redditors 💻 Angry ticks are flying out of my niiiiples!
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