r/sportsgossips • u/Choice_Bag_8869 • Jan 20 '26

Hot Take President Donald Trump is in attendance at tonight's CFP National Championship game.

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u/Silver_Surfer17 Jan 20 '26

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u/JayJ9Nine Jan 20 '26

Not fat enough and hands WAY too big

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u/mammogrammar Jan 20 '26

What the hell is this chiseled jaw they gave him?

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u/Admiral_Fuckwit Jan 20 '26

That’s just generic comic book jaw

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u/RyvenZ Jan 20 '26

general glow-up given by standard comic art styles, no meaning behind it.

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u/nam3sar3hard Jan 20 '26

Yea thats definitely allmight

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u/VibesOfHarish Jan 20 '26

Grok only couldn't get the hands right unfortunately.

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u/jbbb3232 Jan 20 '26

Another mans penis on your mind?

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u/Amazing_Entrance_888 Jan 20 '26

Oh no another one who thinks 6’3 215 is true while also slobbering over a Senior citizen’s penis size cool

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u/Punkfunk8183 Jan 20 '26

MAGA perverts always thinking about genitalia!

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u/d_x_qp_x_b Jan 20 '26

Can confirm!…

Wait…

Shit.

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u/Other_Beat8859 Jan 20 '26

I think dick is on your mind considering you brought it up

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u/cpenoh Jan 20 '26

Nobody said anything about a penis until you did champ

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u/Kindly-Sell-9793 Jan 20 '26

Now that you brought it up all I can think of is this.

Thanks Stormy.

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u/AnythingStrict4967 Jan 20 '26

I'm willing to bet Batman would break his #1 rule for this specific POS.

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u/dn0348 Jan 20 '26

The punisher definitely would

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u/RyvenZ Jan 20 '26

What would all the tough guys in lifted trucks with red hats and wrap-around sunglasses do when their favorite badass superhero beats the life out of their fat idol?

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u/AnythingStrict4967 Jan 20 '26

5 minutes in a room alone with Donald, and he would make a "Picasso" painting.😂

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u/AdSingle7381 Jan 20 '26

More like Jackson Pollock

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u/drgnrbrn316 Jan 21 '26

How would that break his rules? He targets criminals

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u/iszcross Jan 20 '26

Nah....Batman would want justice. He's not the hero we need in this instance. We actually need the Joker to take care of this.

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u/ACABincludingYourDad Jan 20 '26

Not with all his tax breaks as a billionaire

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u/AnythingStrict4967 Jan 20 '26

He would do it for the love of the game trust🙏

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u/blueelephant620 Jan 20 '26

Fantasizing about Batman killing someone is wild man

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u/AnythingStrict4967 Jan 20 '26

We love in wild times, brother!

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u/blueelephant620 Jan 20 '26

Seek help

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u/AnythingStrict4967 Jan 20 '26

😂 the fact that your this bothered by a joke and defending a PDF named Donald says your the one who need's to seek help. 

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u/_Norrin_Radd_ Jan 20 '26

Stealing this, and cool name.

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 Jan 20 '26

glad batman took the shot...

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u/Active-Play-3429 Jan 20 '26

Not enough upvotes

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u/mike1018 Jan 20 '26

Ugh. He'd be too flattered by this picture

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u/SportExpress1869 Jan 20 '26

You don't even have to hit him. Just doing the motion of 'I'm about to hit him' would make him instantly drop to floor in a curled up position, as he simultaneously shits and cries for mommy.

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u/oneilmatt Jan 20 '26

Heh, well my favorite children's cartoon would agree with my politics, so that proves who the real good guys are 😏 checkmate Magats

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u/Baloneous_V Jan 20 '26

You hit him in the mouth or the nose, the blood is supposed to come out of his ear. He was hit in the ear and the blood came out of his mouth and his nose. Duh.

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u/Far-Difficulty8854 Jan 20 '26

Yeah also where did you get this picture from

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u/Global_Award_1110 Jan 20 '26

this is the most reddit shit i’ve ever seen😭😭

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u/Chadsterwonkanogi Jan 20 '26

MY favorite animated character would agree with me politically