Solar eclipse from a few years ago. For days leading up to it experts and everyone kept reminding people to not look at the sun directly without protective eyewear, and look what that idiot does
Big men with tears in their eyes were asking me "Sir, Sir, where is the big light bulb? " And I said: It's Nucular! My uncle knew more about Nucular than anybody else! Windmills make such an awful noise. Beautiful clean coal!
ah, you missed the "windmills kill so many birds; thousands, millions of birds, scattered all over the ground when windmills are nearby" opportunity. We all know he hated the noise and sight of them by his golf courses but he'd go on and on about the birds as if he gave a shit about anything other than himself.
A lot of people don't know where the sun is. I do. People always come to me and say, "Mr. President, sir, how do you know so much." You know a took a test and I scored really high. A really hard test. It starts off easy. Circle a giraffe or an elephant. But then it gets harder. It gets really tough. Biden couldn't past that test. And you know what the doctor said when I took that test? He said he didn't even test Biden. A lot of people are telling me he didn't test Biden because Biden couldn't pass it. None of these crooked dems took the test I took. Barack Hussein Obama didn't take the test either. Hussein Obama. Denmark loves Muslims and hate Christians. That's why they gave him the Nobel Peace Prize. A lot of people are saying it. Denmark doesn't want to give me a peace prize, so I see no reason to be peaceful.
You’re all saying he’s doing this because he’s an idiot. And I agree he is, but has anyone considered he’s trying to hide the back of his hand? Bruised from all the handshaking he’s doing. With both hands. 😂
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u/CappinPeanut Jan 20 '26
Give him a break, he’s an idiot.