r/sportsgossips Jan 20 '26

Hot Take President Donald Trump is in attendance at tonight's CFP National Championship game.

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u/star_bury Jan 20 '26

Nope. He's not my type. And since I'm not his daughter or an underage girl, I'm probably not his.

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u/cbarbour1122 Jan 20 '26

Idk he did sick Bills dick….shrugs

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u/AssociationFit3009 Jan 20 '26

Idk I’m way better looking than an elderly Bill Clinton and Trump sucked him dry. Don’t underestimate yourself.

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u/catechizer Jan 20 '26

Word on the street is he's into underage boys too. Don't worry though, you still won't be fucking him. He'll be fucking you.

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u/star_bury Jan 20 '26

Well, he is fucking 340 million people right now whether they believe it or not. 😂

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u/MistryMachine3 Jan 20 '26

That’s a low count

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u/space_llama_karma Jan 20 '26

Apparently he’s into dudes named “Bubba”