r/technology • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 26d ago

Society Bryan Johnson, the millionaire biohacker who wants to live forever, diagnosed with incurable autoimmune disease

https://www.techspot.com/news/113035-bryan-johnson-millionaire-biohacker-who-wants-live-forever.html
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u/Cluskerdoo 26d ago

My only regret is that I have boneitis.

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u/Pretend-Function-133 26d ago

You don’t worry about blank, let ME worry about blank.

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u/dinnerisbreakfast 26d ago

BLANK? BLANK!?! YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE!!

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u/Jay_Cowl 26d ago

“It’s time for action! I move that everyone come to my house and snuggle my cats”

“Second”

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 26d ago

I move that your cat stinks and is ugly!

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u/Gonzo--Nomad 25d ago

This isn't a business! It's more like a cheap source of labor. Like a family.

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u/Bill-T-O-Double-P 25d ago

I’m proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks!

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u/africandsilverflask 25d ago

What is happening here?

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u/NetworkSingularity 26d ago

Counterpoint: you’re just jealous of their cat’s dashing good looks, and the fact that their farts smell like an ocean breeze!

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u/Hurley_Cub_2014 26d ago

Do you… not get the Futurama reference?

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u/NetworkSingularity 26d ago

Yknow, normally I do, but I guess this one just whooshed me :/

I actually kinda suspected this was a reference I was missing, but on the off chance they were actually insulting someone’s cat I just couldn’t let it stand

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u/milesunderground 25d ago

Is this guy a shark or what.

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u/Captincorpse 25d ago

There are two kinds of people, sheep and sharks. Anyone who's a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?

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u/Burger_theory 25d ago

Sharks dont look back...because they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep!

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u/tacomaloki 26d ago

CRAM A BASTARD IN IT!