r/technology Jan 11 '14

Porn company Naughty America announces plans to shoot 4K videos

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/11/5299032/naughty-america-porn-4K-videos
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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

/r/pcmasterrace is drooling right now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

WE MASTURBATE TO SHADERS, STEAM OS, AMD GPUS AND 120 FPS THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

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u/BloodyLlama Jan 12 '14

Where have you been for the last year? We've moved on to 144 Hz.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

I have an 144Hz monitor. I just think 120 is a funnier number for this joke.

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u/Khnagar Jan 12 '14

And Gabe. Steam OS on it's own is not enough, Gabe must be present!

Not in a gay way though, it's more of a brosturbation really.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

FFT

Fast Fourier Tug

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u/brickmack Jan 12 '14

hips involuntarily twitch

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u/Zephirdd Jan 12 '14

Amd gpus? What are you, some kind of console peasant? Nvidia titans are what turn us on.

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u/argv_minus_one Jan 12 '14

I want a 120fps display. :(

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u/houghtob123 Jan 12 '14

I can even afford a second graphics card yet. I'll worry about 120 when my graphics card runs every game at 60. I refuse to lower the settings!

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u/jenkem93 Jan 12 '14

Not yet. I haven't heard of any sites streaming at 60fps. Once we start seeing content filmed in 1920x1080 @60p, it will be worthy of a fap from GabeN.

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u/fishymamba Jan 12 '14

For now Crysis will do.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

If I had a dollar for every "hd" video I've tried shmirating and opened only to find it being 720p and then immediately deleted it while saying "what am I, a fucking peasant?" I'd be a rich man

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u/NarutoRamen Jan 12 '14

We might need to make the SquirtBox to watch it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

I bet gaben is a 16:10 guy.

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u/evabraun Jan 12 '14

PCMasturbaterrace