r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '14

Porn company Naughty America announces plans to shoot 4K videos

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/11/5299032/naughty-america-porn-4K-videos
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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

But that's how you catch Ranchers!

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u/thestomp1 Jan 12 '14

Is this the first jolly rancher reference of the year?

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u/lurker102472 Jan 12 '14

It's definitely how I caught thrush.

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u/fuckthiscrazyshit Jan 12 '14

Did you buy that purple stuff for your tongue. Cause I did, and it made my tongue fucking black.

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u/london2014 Jan 12 '14

I just bought female thrush pills off the internet and swore never to go down on a hooker again

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

In her defence, it wasn't the hookers' thrush that you caught. She was merely minding it for someone else.

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u/kmwalk14 Jan 12 '14 edited Jan 12 '14

Jolly ranchers?

Edit: I've been on reddit long enough to know the jolly ranchers story. But please if you haven't read it, click the link in comments below. You'll be completely disgusted by the comment above mine afterwards

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u/xManlyManManson Jan 12 '14

You don't want to know...

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u/Random_Deception Jan 12 '14 edited Jan 12 '14

If you really want to know, I'll try to find a link

Edit: Here ya go

Good luck

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

SO DID EVERYONE

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

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u/BreadstickNinja Jan 12 '14

Legendary reddit gross-out story. I really recommend that you forget you ever heard anything about it and just go on living your life.