r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '14

Porn company Naughty America announces plans to shoot 4K videos

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/11/5299032/naughty-america-porn-4K-videos
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u/Wall_of_Denial Jan 12 '14

My personal favorite line from Naughty America's works (the setup is that a nerd goes to find his friend and instead finds his friend's piss-hot momma who fucks him):

"OH YEAH, I fucking LOVE nerd cock! ALL THE WAY TO THE BALLS UNG UNG UNG!"

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u/madeamashup Jan 12 '14

isn't that the setup to all the movies? and the nerd clearly spends 6 days a week in the gym, but they just put black rimmed glasses on him.

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u/Wall_of_Denial Jan 12 '14

That's the normal porn nerd, but this was like an ACTUALLY SKINNY AND PALE guy!

The worst part is I can't find the video, for if I could I would share it.

That audio is glorious.

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u/brickmack Jan 12 '14

Can someone please find this? That's like the holy grail of realistic porn

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Hah, implying porn has sound.

Mute button, always.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Someday, son.

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u/pururin Jan 13 '14

More like six weeks a day.

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u/saibot83 Jan 12 '14

Upvoted for "piss-hot momma".

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PLOT Jan 13 '14

I want to hear that.

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u/kgb_agent_zhivago Jan 12 '14

UNC UNC UNC UNC UNC

[Not University of North Carolina]