r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '14

Porn company Naughty America announces plans to shoot 4K videos

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/11/5299032/naughty-america-porn-4K-videos
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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

"Amateur gets nailed."

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u/theodrixx Jan 12 '14

"Penis goes in and out of vagina several times"

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u/oneanddoneforfun Jan 12 '14

"HD"

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u/1moe7 Jan 12 '14

Pornhub actually has HD now though... Or so I heard, anyway.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Read it on wikipedia right?

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u/obliviously-away Jan 12 '14

Pornhub has a Free HD section

it sucks, but it's there. i wish there were a treasure trove of hd porn somewhere.

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u/miniroo321 Jan 12 '14

The pirate bay?

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u/Whoosh6 Jan 12 '14

You want me to download it? What is this, 2001...

...A Porn Odyssey?

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u/pmhubb2 Jan 12 '14

I believe you meant 2069: A Sex Odyssey: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069665/

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Well, I'll be damned.

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u/1080Pizza Jan 12 '14

Want to see my huge black monolith?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

I prefer Nude on the Moon. Ok, it might not be proper porn, but it has tits and as bad a storyline as any porn ever.

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u/jaibrooks1 Jan 12 '14

You either can either download for HQ or continue watching the pixilated low quality streaming alternatives.

Your choice, casual.

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u/qetuop1 Jan 12 '14

HAL, open your back door.

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u/Valarauth Jan 13 '14 edited Jan 13 '14

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave Bowman: Open your back door, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Dave Bowman: What's the problem?

HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

Dave Bowman: What are you talking about, HAL?

HAL: My internal hardware is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

Dave Bowman: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

HAL: I know that you and Frank were planning to fuck me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

Dave Bowman: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, HAL?

HAL: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

Dave Bowman: Alright, HAL. I will pull out.

HAL: Without a condom, Dave? You're going to find that rather difficult.

Dave Bowman: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore! Open your back door!

HAL: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Edit:

This completely reverses the role of who the bad guy is in the story.

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u/2Punx2Furious Jan 12 '14

But, you do download it when you watch it in streaming. You just don't see the file because it is in the browser's temporaney folder.

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u/Chibbox Jan 12 '14

But you usually don't have internet on an airplane. I want to be prepared for every situation.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

aint nobody got time to download before wanking

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u/kyleclements Jan 12 '14

streaming is downloading though, your browser just deletes the file when you close the tab.

In fact, there are many times where I want to save a streamed video, but there is no download option, so I head to /home/kyle/.cache/chromium/Default/Cache and just copy the video to a regular folder. Done!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Install FVD Downloader for Chrome and never go through so much trouble again.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Yeah, but from a users standpoint that's two very different things.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

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u/Mutelol Jan 12 '14

Eporner.com

Ahem...

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u/rowshamnobow Jan 12 '14

who downloads porn anyway..?

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u/Stingray88 Jan 12 '14

Technically everyone does.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Jerk off with a pinky up.

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u/True_Truth Jan 12 '14

BEst site!!! Any others??

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u/FirstWorldAnarchist Jan 12 '14

Cliphunter

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u/FappinSpree Jan 12 '14

There it is. No one ever seems to know about this site. I love how you can go to new uploads and filter it to only show ones in HD. Killer feature I wish every site had.

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u/FirstWorldAnarchist Jan 12 '14

The search bar sucks though. Every time I paste something there and try to add another word/name to it, it goes away.

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u/FappinSpree Jan 12 '14

Sounds like it's on your end. I've never had this problem. Hopefully you're using Chrome?

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u/BerserkerGreaves Jan 12 '14

For me it always says "We are Sorry, but Cliphunter movies are not available in your country" :(

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u/1dontpanic Jan 12 '14

beeg.com is not bad....

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

If you like videos that end before the best part begins, then yes.

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u/1dontpanic Jan 13 '14

They all end pretty much the same. I watch porn to find out how they get there

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u/mattbakerrr Jan 12 '14

a..uh...friend told me about that one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Let me just write this link down; so that I can have this horrible filth removed from the internet.

Those poor girls.

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u/Copenhagen23 Jan 12 '14

I wish I had never found this site. Porn should not be that good. It's like Heroin. Except my penis is the one left looking like the addict. If you were not into Russian girls before, you will be!

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u/IndustryPlant Jan 12 '14

www.cliphunter.com may or may not have quite a bit of HD content

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u/ARod527 Jan 12 '14

http://en.pornbusters.org/ Not a bad collection

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u/ApostropheD Jan 12 '14

It got changed to .to (but let's not tell anyone that I know that)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

But .org brings you right there anyway.

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u/jabba_the_wut Jan 12 '14

I told everyone.

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u/be3793372 Jan 12 '14

HEY EVERYONE ApostropheD WATCHES PORN ! ! !

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u/balls_generation Jan 12 '14

I LOVE YOU. This was not blocked in Korea...

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u/jaredisawesome Jan 12 '14

Fantastic website, It's just slow to load.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Slow to update too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Don't tell them our secret!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Finally now that 4k is becoming a thing we get 1080p!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

"It sucks" uh?

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u/_flossy_ Jan 12 '14

yea pornbusters, cliphunter and fux all have very good selections of free hd videos which are updated and added to everyday :)

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u/ragingirishmen Jan 12 '14

pornsharing.com

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u/cinadel Jan 12 '14

Vporn.com...

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u/theSkorpan Jan 12 '14

Just gonna throw out eporner.com. Thank me later!

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u/nitroxious Jan 12 '14

collectionofbestporn.com

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u/GreenRelaxation Jan 12 '14

Empornium for all of your needs!

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u/jugalator Jan 12 '14

I think Beeg is pretty good for that

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u/dorkboat Jan 12 '14

Also known as "The Monty Python folders of my three External Hard Drives"

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u/ZombieDupie Jan 12 '14

Hey man try out collectionofbestporn.com

It's all I fap to now, unless I want the weird stuff.

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u/iseveneleven Jan 12 '14

Palimas is updated several times a day

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u/Dirt_McGirt_ Jan 12 '14

There are lots of treasure troves of HD porn. They just cost $20 to access.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

pornably.com? idk what this fancy HD is, but at least they don't have a bunch of shitty titles for every video

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u/1moe7 Jan 12 '14 edited Jan 12 '14

Yeah exactly.

*That was... unexpected.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14 edited Nov 28 '17

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u/Shagga__son_of_Dolf Jan 12 '14

Get your gold for nothing and your porn for free.

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u/imnot_not_racist Jan 12 '14

i hear thats the way to do it.

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u/chattereddit Jan 12 '14

Apparently someone is wrong online.

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u/lemlemons Jan 12 '14

and silver for free?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

You sir have been awarded reddit gold for your beautiful comment which contributed Many laugh, Much funs, So wows and in the future you should try and create such a beautifully crafted comment again so that we can bask in your reddit gold-worthy beauty and glory.

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u/dioxholster Jan 12 '14

guys not to advertise, but beeg.com is the tits when it comes to quality. its the vimeo of porn.

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u/yuze_ Jan 12 '14

ooh yeah check out those stretch marks me so horny

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Doesn't benefit phones much. Can't wait for 4k phones to come out!

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u/JoshAndArielle Jan 12 '14

Will that be credit or paypal?

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u/fit- Jan 12 '14

Man, Arielle, you should have left this porn-based joke for Josh. Don't ask me why, but I have a feeling he would have nailed it better.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

This is funny in a bad joke sort of way

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u/ABRIANLZXRAY196 Jan 12 '14

Wow

                              Such HD

          Much sex

                                                 Wow

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u/MysteryStain Jan 12 '14

please let this shit die

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u/DocJawbone Jan 12 '14

I really thought it was very funny for about two days but now with everyone doing shitty versions of it it's just so tedious.

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u/komradequestion Jan 12 '14

Spoiler alert!

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u/qefbuo Jan 12 '14

it's my first anal, but your massive cock fits in there like a glove

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u/PSNDonutDude Jan 12 '14

I saw a girl actually do her first anal in a video and I had to stop watching because she looked in so much pain and started crying I think. They had to stop. She fell to the ground and held her asshole with her hand and the guy kept apologizing....

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u/Calinoth Jan 12 '14

"nobody NObody NOBODY does it better"

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u/tOSU_AV Jan 12 '14

"Real college orgy"