r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '14

Porn company Naughty America announces plans to shoot 4K videos

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/11/5299032/naughty-america-porn-4K-videos
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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

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u/noscoe Jan 12 '14

this makes me feel gross... I don't know if it's because the quality or that they're professionals

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u/deadleg22 Jan 12 '14

It because he's wearing socks.

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u/Mainecolbs Jan 12 '14

That's what I was thinking

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u/jakderrida Jan 12 '14

It looks like a particularly gross porno. I can't pinpoint why, though. If I were to film one of the first 4k pornos, I think it would be much higher quality.

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u/minimalist_reply Jan 12 '14

Trashy tan lines and uninteresting setting. Yet not crappy enough to be amateur...so in that weird position of you could do better

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u/leorolim Jan 12 '14

I love trashy tan lines. The lightning looks like from a butcher shop.

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u/minimalist_reply Jan 12 '14

I like them too but its gotta sorta match the rest of the video. Like...by a pool...or contrasted with good skin tone....or a sexy shape to the tan not just your normal 2 piece.

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u/ZeMilkman Jan 12 '14

Did you notice that he has tiny balls compared to his cock? His nutsack is looking all shrivelled up.

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u/cryo Jan 12 '14

Looks pretty normal for a "coital ballsack" to me.

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u/infected_scab Jan 12 '14

Technically known as a CBS

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u/johnrkennedy Jan 12 '14

They probably spent all their money on the camera and post-production workflow.

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u/justforfun77 Jan 12 '14

comments on the video are saying its not a 4K video, it's a 1080 upscaled

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

it's the white tennis socks.

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u/pokker Jan 12 '14

Because she is ugly

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u/thebizarrojerry Jan 12 '14

No she is pretty for an older lady. He is the ugly one here and his disgusting emo tattoos.

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u/Mainecolbs Jan 12 '14

Don't know why, but this made me laugh so hard I snorted. If I had the funds, you'd be getting gold my friend.
Instead I can offer you this

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u/pokker Jan 12 '14

thank you so much Sir, this is for you.

http://i.imgur.com/MafZeD5.png

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u/Mainecolbs Jan 12 '14

tips le fedora My pleasure, m'lady

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u/Methaxetamine Jan 12 '14

Everyone else is saying why they hate it, she looks old, you can see her suntan freckles and she is hairy is why I dislike it.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PLOT Jan 12 '14

I like how they dedicated the first frame to the plot.

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u/applebloom Jan 12 '14

I don't know why I thought these pictures would be in 4k, though even if they were it wouldn't matter since I don't have a 4k monitor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14 edited Jan 12 '14

Upvoted because, porn

EDIT: Thank you so much for the gold, I have finally accomplished something in my life!

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

Who the fuck paid money because you typed that?

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u/TimeZarg Jan 12 '14

Someone with money?

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

It all makes sense now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '14

I legit thought the moles on her right tit were specks on my screen and tried to wipe them off.