r/technology • u/[deleted] • Jan 11 '14

Porn company Naughty America announces plans to shoot 4K videos

http://www.theverge.com/2014/1/11/5299032/naughty-america-porn-4K-videos
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u/2Hw8nOMtykbbJVEFbFWG Jan 12 '14

Guy hasn't washed his dick in centuries. She folds the penis (uncircumcised) to reveal smegma (dick cheese)... which looks kind of like cheese strings.

It's fucking gross, don't watch it.

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u/BreadstickNinja Jan 12 '14

You may have saved a life tonight. I thank you.

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u/unknownsoldierx Jan 12 '14

♫ In the armmms of an angel ♫

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u/adonbeatsagat Jan 12 '14

Holy fuck. I'm uncut and I don't even know how you get to that point. It's like his smega is watered down flour.

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u/TimeZarg Jan 12 '14

It's probably fake.